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If you were filibustering what would you read?

Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:46 am
Posted by Cryin Kelly
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:46 am
Constitution? Federalist Papers? LSU Football Game Logs?
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:48 am to
A joke book. All of them.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:49 am to
Dr. Seuss for the win!

Interwoven with Gone With the Wind, Lord of the Flies and the lyrics from the latest top selling rap album.
Posted by The Maj
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:50 am to
The Holy Bible... King James Version... It would be entertaining to hear the wails of the demons in the room...
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:52 am to
the BIBLE would work ... Suspect a lot of the people in attendance have only heard snippets from it
Posted by Sput
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:53 am to
Transcripts of every Coach O interview
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:54 am to
I'd read the Q thread
Posted by OccamsStubble
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:54 am to
Atlas Shrugged
Posted by doublecutter
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:56 am to
Penthouse Forum
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:58 am to
As I Lay Dying


William Faulkner
Posted by Penrod
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:01 am to
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:04 am to
Database of the great wrestling promos

Except replace names with those of my Senate colleagues.
Probably start off with this one

quote:

You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the three way at Sacrifice you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. [Petey Williams schüttelt ungläubig den Kopf] But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice. See, but I'm gonna break it down for you, ladies. Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with Joe?"
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 10:33 am
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:06 am to
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 10:07 am
Posted by Huskertiger2
Nebraska
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:10 am to
Line scores of every LSU baseball game recorded
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:11 am to
Trump: The Art of the Deal
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:12 am to
I would like to start off with a bang by reading (if it's available) the list of names of people who have been paid off by the Congressional sexual assault claims fund, how much they were paid, what the claim was and whom it was against. After that? Animal Farm.

If I was still going, perhaps read problematic deleted social media posts of members of Congress in opposition to my stance.

After that? 1984.

After that? Divorce proceedings from members of Congress who cheated on their spouses.

After that? Federalist Papers.

After that? A brief overview of the STOCK Act then reading off of stock sales by members of Congress whose positions gave them foreknowledge of likely stock swings.

The pattern would continue until I passed out or moral improved.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:16 am to
I’m a white heterosexual male so obviously I’d read Mein Kampf
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Trump: The Art of the Deal


#Winner!
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:18 am to
Lord of the Rings
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