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Illegal in custody begins cannibalizing himself
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:21 pm
Guess he didn't like the cornbread either.
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Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:22 pm to Crimson Wraith
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:24 pm to Crimson Wraith
We sure this isn’t a code for some other activity being performed on oneself?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:25 pm to Crimson Wraith
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The other day, I was talking to some marshals who have been partnering with ICE. They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home. While they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention
But why? Just let him finish. Problem solved.
"OH! I'm in pain! This isn't fair. This is inhumane!"
Well... perhaps not trying to eat yourself would have been a good starting point.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:26 pm to Crimson Wraith
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:30 pm to Crimson Wraith
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Illegal in custody begins cannibalizing himself
Save some fella. Gator got to eat too.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:34 pm to Crimson Wraith
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:36 pm to Crimson Wraith
quote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why we're getting rid of him
Illegal in custody begins cannibalizing himself
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:37 pm to Crimson Wraith
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Illegal in custody begins cannibalizing himself
Who doesn't love Mexican?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:38 pm to teke184
We should ask SFP.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:40 pm to Crimson Wraith
Haitian for sure. They eat humans, dogs and cats
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:47 pm to SingleMalt1973
Pizza the Hut.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:49 pm to Crimson Wraith
They should pass him the salt and pepper shaker. Probably should make sure he has plenty to drink too.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:57 pm to Crimson Wraith
See if he wants some hot sauce with it.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:07 pm to Crimson Wraith
He could’ve just waited a few days and gave the alligators a meal
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:08 pm to Crimson Wraith
And??? Whats the problem? Let him eat!! Save on food and eventually he'll eliminate himself.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:16 pm to Crimson Wraith
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Illegal in custody begins cannibalizing himself
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:39 pm to Crimson Wraith
Give him some salt and pepper.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:41 pm to Crimson Wraith
Glad they got him off the streets. Sheesh!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:55 pm to Crimson Wraith
Officers should have let him finish his dinner before getting him off the plane. Who knows there might not have been any leftovers.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 5:13 pm
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