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Southern problem of the day

Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:35 pm
Somebody brought a watermelon to work and it wasn't sweet
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by 214
United States of America
Member since Mar 2025
5342 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:37 pm to
It's hot outside.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19094 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:38 pm to
Use da salt
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60186 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:39 pm to
I haven’t eaten watermelon in probably 20 years.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155486 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:41 pm to
Is there kudzu south of I-10?

I don't recall ever seeing any
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26945 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:41 pm to
I visited my sister last year and she bought some seedless watermelons. That’s the only way to go but they are seasonal so they can be difficult to get. And yes, plenty of salt for me…
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104664 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:42 pm to
I've never seen it west of the missisippi. Natchez is infested with it. Cross the river and nada.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
52207 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Southern problem of the day


quote:

watermelon


Only people in the south bring watermelon to work?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53332 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:46 pm to
Swamp arse
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155486 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Swamp arse
don't call him that
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9931 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Somebody brought a watermelon to work and it wasn't sweet


What do you mean? It's fruit.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
3065 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

I haven’t eaten watermelon in probably 20 years.


Crazy talk, watermelon in the summer time is in the Southern bylaws.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121124 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:00 pm to
quote:


I haven’t eaten watermelon in probably 20 years.


Why not? I try to eat as much watermelon as possible.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
8299 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:09 pm to
Only weirdos put salt on it.

Yall put salt on watermelon snow cones too?
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42157 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:14 pm to
The only tea I could select from at Whataburger was unsweetened
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61608 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:15 pm to
I stuck my cock in a watermelon one time.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5041 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Only people in the south bring watermelon to work?

If they carve it at work they’re most likely Southern or at least country folk.




Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Somebody brought a watermelon to work and it wasn't sweet



What color was the bottom?
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:19 pm to
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