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North Korean basketball rules
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:11 pm
I don't hate some of these
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North Korean Basketball Rules
Slam Dunks are now worth three points.
Field goals scored from beyond the imperialist three-point line that don’t touch the rim are worth four points.
There is a four-point line.
Missing a free throw or dunk costs the team a point.
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
Any field goal scored in the last three seconds of a game is worth eight points.
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:15 pm to Jim Rockford
Ghey
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:16 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:don’t like that
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
quote:don’t like that for free throws. Another team fricking up shouldn’t have an outcome that results in you losing points.
Missing a free throw or dunk costs the team a point.
quote:that’s also dumb
Any field goal scored in the last three seconds of a game is worth eight points.
Rest are fine tbh. It feels like “playground rules” though
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:22 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Slam Dunks are now worth three points.
Missing a free throw or dunk costs the team a point.
I like it. Bring back physicality instead of 60 three point attempts to the game.
quote:Hilarious.
Field goals scored from beyond the imperialist three-point line
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:24 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Slam Dunks are now worth three points.
Field goals scored from beyond the imperialist three-point line that don’t touch the rim are worth four points.
There is a four-point line.
Missing a free throw or dunk costs the team a point.
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
Any field goal scored in the last three seconds of a game is worth eight points.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:25 pm to Pedro
quote:
Another team fricking up shouldn’t have an outcome that results in you losing points.
That’s the strategy though lol
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:34 pm to Jim Rockford
There are maybe four people in NK that can dunk
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:37 pm to Jim Rockford
This is why you dont go full commie
Posted on 6/13/25 at 1:58 pm to jangalang
Kim jong UN a big protect the ball guy I see
Posted on 6/13/25 at 2:15 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
North Korean basketball rules
quote:
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
Sounds pretty totalitarian. Checks out.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 2:22 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Missing a free throw or dunk costs the team a point.
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
Any field goal scored in the last three seconds of a game is worth eight points.
Pacers wouldn't even have to try hard to make their late game comebacks with these rules
Posted on 6/13/25 at 2:57 pm to Jim Rockford
These rules are random like MSB rules. At least the way those said rules are applied.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 3:09 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Slam Dunks are now worth three points.
To be fair, the estimated average height of North Korean men is like 5'6. Slam dunks should be worth more.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 3:59 pm to Jim Rockford
Head chopped off for flopping
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:06 pm to Jim Rockford
You ruse the game, you diiiiiiieeee
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Any shot taken by Dear Leader is 15, and he never missed a shot.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:24 pm to Jim Rockford
Angel Reese would play herself to a tie.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:16 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations.
If traveling was properly called by NBA refs, Lebron and MJ would have their point averages cut in half!
Posted on 6/13/25 at 9:19 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Points can be deducted for missed passes, missed catches, traveling, and three-second violations
Scott Foster would be God in this league.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 10:22 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Any field goal scored in the last three seconds of a game is worth eight points.
Wha!!!
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