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If you had to choose...
Posted on 6/12/25 at 7:58 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 7:58 am
Would you rather be 1' tall, or 20' tall.
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Posted on 6/12/25 at 7:59 am to cdhorn28
Not enough information. Am I the only one who is 20' tall? Does it come with all the health issues the extremely tall usually have?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 7:59 am to cdhorn28
1' tall... I'd be sneaky as hell. easy to climb when you don't weigh much.
Plus, I'm pretty short to begin with so my adjustment period would be less intense.
Plus, I'm pretty short to begin with so my adjustment period would be less intense.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 7:59 am to cdhorn28
This is stupid - you need to make it more realistic
...as in 4' vs 8' or 3' v 9' if you're trying to be ridiculous
...as in 4' vs 8' or 3' v 9' if you're trying to be ridiculous
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:01 am to cdhorn28
I feel like you could do most normal shite with only a few needed accommodations at 1’.
At 20’ you are facing a shite load of limitations you can’t really get around. Like you just can’t go inside most places.
At 20’ you are facing a shite load of limitations you can’t really get around. Like you just can’t go inside most places.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:03 am to SuperflyLSU
No health issues at either height. Just a tall fella or short fella.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:04 am to cdhorn28
I'd rather be high as fuk at 8 A.M., much like yourself
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:12 am to cdhorn28
DV for your hanging post title
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:13 am to cdhorn28
Damn this is a tough one. I don’t want to be 20ft bc the world is not set up for such height. But I also don’t want to be so small. At 1’, your voice is probably going to be squeaky. Youll have a tiny little weiner that women will laugh at. Youll be bullied by kids.
But at 20’ you can’t even fit inside any car or walk through most doors.
But at 20’ you can’t even fit inside any car or walk through most doors.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:18 am to cdhorn28
I like getting laid. 20’ tall.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:31 am to Y.A. Tittle
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I feel like you could do most normal shite with only a few needed accommodations at 1’.
Babies are born at like 20" give or take. I don't think you realize how small 1' is.
I'd probably commit suicide in either hypothetical in the OP
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:59 am to SuperflyLSU
quote:
Not enough information.
Definitely not.
Am I proportional in terms of body and extremities?
example - If im super tall do I also have a mega general and captains??
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:03 am to TheEnglishman
quote:
example - If im super tall do I also have a mega general and captains??
Good luck getting a girl interested in your ultra mega sized wares... I'd run from that!
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:14 am to cdhorn28
Gotta admit being 1” tall would make sex a little weird and scary. Talk about falling in. The chicks clit would be 1/2 your size.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:15 am to cdhorn28
I guess 1' tall. I think being 20' tall would be pretty miserable if not impossible to live.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:16 am to SallysHuman
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Good luck getting a girl interested in your ultra mega sized wares... I'd run from that!
Totally agree that i'd never get laid... but its way better than having a one inch manhood. Not getting any with that either... at least with the mega, i'd get attention.
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 9:18 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:18 am to theliontamer
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I guess 1' tall. I think being 20' tall would be pretty miserable if not impossible to live.
But at least if I’m 20’ tall, I’ll make millions in the nba
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:19 am to cdhorn28
21.5 inches
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:20 am to cdhorn28
Would you rather have teeth as pubes, or pubes as teeth?
Would you rather every time you speak you yell, or have to say “heil hitler” before the start of every sentence?
Would you rather every time you sneeze, you shite yourself, or not be able to tell the difference between babies and food?
Would you rather every time you take a shite, you wipe with your bare hands, or just be able to wipe one time each dump?
These are the universe’s most important questions.
Would you rather every time you speak you yell, or have to say “heil hitler” before the start of every sentence?
Would you rather every time you sneeze, you shite yourself, or not be able to tell the difference between babies and food?
Would you rather every time you take a shite, you wipe with your bare hands, or just be able to wipe one time each dump?
These are the universe’s most important questions.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:21 am to TheEnglishman
quote:
Totally agree that i'd never get laid... but its way better than having a one inch manhood. Not getting any with that either... at least with the mega, i'd get attention.
Touché
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