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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:18 pm
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WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA!
Naked man allegedly broke into woman's home & masturbated while she slept on her couch.
Cops told her it was her fault for leaving the door unlocked.
Misdemeanor trespassing charge to be dropped.
Immediate release.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:23 pm to SPEEDY
Basically, she was asking for it?
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:26 pm to SPEEDY
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door
There is no way that the door to your home is not the boundary of your property, if not your front yard.
Anyone walking in uninvited is trespassing and in many states would be shot by the homeowner and protected by law.
WTF, Cali? Beautiful state but absolutely ruined by leftist tyranny.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:49 pm to SPEEDY
shoulda shot him in the dick like Butters
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:57 pm to I20goon
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shoulda shot him in the dick like Butters

Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:59 pm to Speckhunter2012
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Anyone walking in uninvited is trespassing and in many states would be shot by the homeowner and protected by law.
Can you imagine that in some states the homeowner has a duty to retreat if some I need breaks into your home.....if you stand your ground with an avenue available to run you will be charged.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:11 pm to SPEEDY
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while she slept on her couch.
damn. you think she got in a fight with her husband and slept in the other room? dude breaks in and rubs one out. he's not gonna hear the end of that.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:06 am to SPEEDY
Try that in a small town in the South
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:24 am to dakarx
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Can you imagine that in some states the homeowner has a duty to retreat if some I need breaks into your home.....if you stand your ground with an avenue available to run you will be charged.
Absolute insanity, par for the course for the left.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:35 am to SPEEDY
It looks like your link or embed broke. Do you have another link? I tried to find this story myself, but cannot.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:39 am to LRB1967
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Try that in a small town in the South

Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:40 am to SPEEDY
Surprised the cops didn’t jerk off too.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:58 am to SPEEDY
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door
4cummies and her hubby looking for a new home in CA.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:32 am to imjustafatkid
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:49 am to LSUGrrrl
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LSUGrrrl
Linky no worky.. for me at least.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:52 am to L.A.
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door

Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:52 am to SallysHuman
Yeah, it’s weird. But if you click on it, it opens. For me, at least.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:54 am to LSUGrrrl
I clicked your and it says
I don't have a x login/account so maybe that's what's going on.
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Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
I don't have a x login/account so maybe that's what's going on.
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