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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door

Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:18 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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85546 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:18 pm


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WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA!

Naked man allegedly broke into woman's home & masturbated while she slept on her couch.

Cops told her it was her fault for leaving the door unlocked.

Misdemeanor trespassing charge to be dropped.

Immediate release.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
64427 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12646 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:23 pm to
Basically, she was asking for it?
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
15255 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by Speckhunter2012
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2012
7598 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:26 pm to
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door


There is no way that the door to your home is not the boundary of your property, if not your front yard.

Anyone walking in uninvited is trespassing and in many states would be shot by the homeowner and protected by law.

WTF, Cali? Beautiful state but absolutely ruined by leftist tyranny.

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17906 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:49 pm to
shoulda shot him in the dick like Butters
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
37469 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

shoulda shot him in the dick like Butters



Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7900 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:59 pm to
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Anyone walking in uninvited is trespassing and in many states would be shot by the homeowner and protected by law.


Can you imagine that in some states the homeowner has a duty to retreat if some I need breaks into your home.....if you stand your ground with an avenue available to run you will be charged.
Posted by tgerb8
Huntsvegas
Member since Aug 2007
6396 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:11 pm to
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while she slept on her couch.


damn. you think she got in a fight with her husband and slept in the other room? dude breaks in and rubs one out. he's not gonna hear the end of that.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21443 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:06 am to
Try that in a small town in the South
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16910 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:24 am to
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Can you imagine that in some states the homeowner has a duty to retreat if some I need breaks into your home.....if you stand your ground with an avenue available to run you will be charged.


Absolute insanity, par for the course for the left.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
59019 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:35 am to
It looks like your link or embed broke. Do you have another link? I tried to find this story myself, but cannot.
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
3058 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:39 am to
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Try that in a small town in the South

Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
9151 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:40 am to
Surprised the cops didn’t jerk off too.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
3574 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 6:58 am to
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door

4cummies and her hubby looking for a new home in CA.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
42310 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:32 am to
Posted by SallysHuman
Nut Influencer
Member since Jan 2025
4240 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:49 am to
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LSUGrrrl


Linky no worky.. for me at least.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
10086 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:52 am to
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Welcome to CA: man breaks into lady’s house, jerks off & cops blame her for unlocked door

Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
42310 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:52 am to
Yeah, it’s weird. But if you click on it, it opens. For me, at least.
Posted by SallysHuman
Nut Influencer
Member since Jan 2025
4240 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:54 am to
I clicked your and it says
quote:

Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.


I don't have a x login/account so maybe that's what's going on.
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