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Getting laid off tomorrow
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:45 pm
My company is going through a massive layoff. They haven’t announced it but all signs indicate tomorrow is the day. They aren’t going to send out emails. They will call me since I live out of state from the main office My supervisor is a pretty good dude and he will be the one to call. What’s something funny I could say to him? I know it sounds weird but this bums me out so I might as well try to have some fun with him? I already started looking for another job since last week we figured out most of us were going to get laid off.
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Quit first
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:47 pm to Jetstream 2000
“Damn, I thought this was going to be about boning your wife at the Christmas party last year, what a relief!”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:47 pm to Jetstream 2000
Can't go wrong with a well-timed "deez nuts" joke.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:49 pm to Jetstream 2000
Tell him - thanks for the FREE unemployment checks!
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:50 pm to Jetstream 2000
So don’t answer the phone.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:50 pm to Jetstream 2000
Damn boss, I just put a pool in
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:50 pm to Jetstream 2000
Rack a shotgun when he starts to tell you your fired
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:51 pm to thejuiceisloose
quote:
Quit first
Can't get unemployment if you quit first
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:51 pm to Jetstream 2000
quote:
Getting laid, off tomorrow
Your day is looking up.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:51 pm to thejuiceisloose
quote:
Quit first
Dumb arse.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:52 pm to Jetstream 2000
In a joking way, bring up the anniversary of Killdozer. Say how that guy sure must have been mad to do such a thing. But keep it light; don’t want to scare the guy.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:52 pm to Jetstream 2000
How about you stay up all night putting together a plan to increase revenue/profit in your department.
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:56 pm to Jetstream 2000
Gunshot
Drop the phone
Drop the phone
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:56 pm to James11111
Show them you’re the hero the department needs, not the one it deserves, then HR will start cheering and your boss will give you a high five.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:57 pm to Jetstream 2000
Be professional, ask if you can use him as a reference. Don’t burn any bridges. And hopefully you are getting a decent severance package.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:57 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:00 pm to SloaneRanger
When he calls, say “What a coincidence. I was going to call you today and let you know how thankful I am for my job. I’ve got some personal things going on in my life and without this job I just dont know how I’d go on”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:06 pm to Jetstream 2000
Submit for PTO so you can get fired on your day off
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:10 pm to GRTiger
like you know anything
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