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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in DC restaurant

Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:37 am
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:37 am
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:38 am to
I hope that thief gets some due process or we are in big trouble.
Posted by Rip Torn
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:39 am to
Imagine living in DC and then imagine thinking it’s a well run city
Posted by C
Houston
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:39 am to
Need to move the govt HQ offices out of DC
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:39 am to
My liberal tabloid email said "sensitive top secret info" was in purse.

We shall see.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:42 am to
Do cabinet members not have security details? You would think the perp would be immediately apprehended or wasted.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:44 am to
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Do cabinet members not have security details?


They usually do.
Posted by Barneyrb
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:46 am to
I wonder if it was an illegal, if it was all judges need to STFU
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:47 am to
she should stay kitted out in tac gear all the time
Posted by Nosevens
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:51 am to
Most restaurants either rob you in quality or prices already
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:52 am to
FFS the Homeland Security Secretary - effectively the domestic SECDEF - doesn't have a fricking security detail?
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:54 am to
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in DC restaurant
99.999% odds the perp only found out who she was after the deed was done.



Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7557 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:55 am to
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A law enforcement official told CNN that the Secret Service reviewed security footage from the restaurant and saw “an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant.”


White male with a Covid mask.....
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:57 am to
How the hell does the Homeland Security Secretary get robbed? Where the F is her security?
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:57 am to
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Do cabinet members not have security details? You would think the perp would be immediately apprehended or wasted.


I'm surprised that she wasn't carrying and that she didn't shoot the POS.
Posted by lsursb
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:59 am to
Look for the dude selling tons of makeup and hair spray on the street corner.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I wonder if it was an illegal,


In a DC robbery? Probably a melanated 12yr old if ya wanna be honest. They've notoriously been letting the yoofs run wild.

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White male with a Covid mask.....
a dumbass liberal.
This post was edited on 4/21/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39320 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:01 pm to
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in DC restaurant

Did they also rob her security detail of their MP5's and Uzi's. I smells a rat
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85941 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:03 pm to
Guessing it turns out to be an attempted bag snatching and not a robbery
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
22646 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:03 pm to
How does this happen? Why would a cabinet member not have a security detail?
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