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Best “Swamp Arse” treatments?

Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:06 am
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23041 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:06 am
Getting to be that time of year again when the swamp arse starts being an issue. My 12 year just got his 1st experience with it. Is Gold Bond still the go to or is there something better now?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70906 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:08 am to
Corn starch baw
Posted by Piebald Panther
Member since Aug 2020
611 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:11 am to
Gold bond spray for prevention. Dermaplast for acute relief, and A+D for treatment. Also the gold bond ointment with lidocaine is great
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
3971 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:11 am to
Anti Monkey Butt Powder
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21934 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:14 am to
You’re gross. Wipe your fricking arse
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24419 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:19 am to
Lose weight, fat boy.
Posted by ChuckM
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2006
1701 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:23 am to
Anti Monkey Butt, best eva, hands down.

Anti Monkey Butt
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27376 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:24 am to
Ozempic
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3857 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:25 am to
1. Surfer Salve
2. Gold Bond
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20415 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Anti Monkey Butt Powder


This is the answer.
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23041 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:40 am to
This is mainly for a kid going through puberty. Weight isn’t the issue. Personal hygiene, well we are working on that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64836 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:41 am to
Boudreauxs butt paste
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
11669 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to
Put gold bond in a tube sock, bend over, and smack your gooch with it
This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 8:45 am
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
2908 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to
It’s Gold Bond szn. Apply early and often. Will have to give the anti monkey butt a try.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6680 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:48 am to
Fresh Balls

This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9556 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am to
Best treatment for swamp arse is not being morbidly obese.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20050 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:52 am to
I’d be real careful about using any powders on your arse.

They’ve linked talcum powder to cancer and even baby powder has major health risks being suggested.

Time: Is Any Powder Safe
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
17609 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:10 am to
Define Swamp Arse. Is it no matter how many times you wipe it's never enough? Or is it a rash down there? or both?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168477 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:11 am to
arse sweat
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63950 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:12 am to
quote:

They’ve linked talcum powder to cancer and even baby powder has major health risks being suggested.



This was from a lawsuit and it was about women who were putting talcum powder directly on to their vaginas
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