This woman's take on "the truth about masculine men"

pandering for views, and it will probably work

Number 8 was dead on. It’s always nothing. Or some combination of a random song and some total bullshite that my wife would in no way care about.

I say nothing because you’re not going care about the random bullshite

doing a top 10 about what men want/think about and she doesn't mention blowjobs?

List is sus

Not too far off...

I'll take her under my wing and get her all the way there...

I’m usually thinking about a million things at a time. If you ask me what I’m thinking, you’ll just get incoherent rambling and you’ll never understand how I got from point A to point B.

Also, I’m convinced men do have a type. I mean we will frick almost anything (if single) but for longevity I’m convinced there is biological function in our “type”. Like some combination of genetics that will produce the most successful offspring. Ie I have a weak jaw and chin and a flat arse. My wife has an amazing jaw line and perfect arse. We must biologically right the wrongs of those before me.

All that said: I hate that chick

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It’s always nothing. Or some combination of a random song and some total bullshite that my wife would in no way care about.

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this happened yesterday... I guess I looked deep in thought

Wife probed on what I was thinking about.... and I told her I was thinking I need to climb in the attic and check on some vents I installed some months back since we had some recent wind storms.... she didn't even comment

Like.

This woman gets it. Let's clone her.

#1 - “they dont have a type” if you aren’t blonde with a round arse, I don’t have time for you in a relationship. I don’t care how smart, funny, and awesome you are. It’s a line in the sand

#2 - “men are simple” lol. Not even close. I’ll watch a game and love good food, but I need international travel, long form journalism, and dark humor. If you can’t offer me support there, you need not apply.

#3 “forgetting a special day doesn’t mean they don’t care” — I disagree. I only forget special days that aren’t special to me.

#4 “they do have insecurities” — duh, everyone on earth has insecurities

#5 “if he is quiet, he’s probably deep in thought, not disinterested.” Maybe, maybe not. Depends. Sometimes I get quiet around people talking about stupid shite, sometimes I’m sad, sometimes in deep thought.

#6 “they don’t pick up on little hints.” Again, depends. Drop me hints that you want to get naked and do naughty things, I will pick them up from across Michigan Stadium. Drop me hints that the garbage needs to be taken out and I won’t be paying much attention.

#7 “many man crave affection, they just don’t know how to ask for it.” This woman is making me believe she might be a lesbian, or possibly married to a gay man masquerading with masculinity

#8, I have never thought about nothing. I wouldn’t even know how to attempt such a feat.

Not sure if I totally agree, this is my take on her list:

#1 - men do not have a type - not true - see Tiger Woods, Pres. Trump, etc

#2 - men are simple - unless he’s not

#3 - selective memory - nice way of
saying men don’t pay attention

#4 - masculine men do have insecurities- this is true, and it would be better as a society if we all realize this

#5 - quiet - when men are quiet they should be listening, but for some reason they are not and are probably thinking of the hot woman they saw that fits more if their ‘type’ than their wives do

#6 - men don’t pick up on little hints - because they don’t pay attention

#7 - men crave affection - she must mean sex here

#8 - men are thinking of nothing when they say they are thinking of nothing - not true - they are thinking of the hot woman they saw that fits more if their ‘type’ than their wives do

Groundbreaking stuff here. Hope she gets her clicks.