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Chuck Norris confronted by tiger.

Posted on 3/16/25 at 10:33 am
Posted by Dumpster Diver
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Posted on 3/16/25 at 10:33 am
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
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Posted on 3/16/25 at 10:53 am to
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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Posted on 3/16/25 at 11:08 am to
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1501 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 11:18 am to
There was once a toilet paper branded with Chuck Norris' likeness. It didn't sell well because it refused to take shite from anyone.
Posted by wrongRob
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2017
1292 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:13 pm to
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Posted by Ipissexcellence
Member since Dec 2018
447 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:16 pm to
Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply called the islands.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15797 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:18 pm to
That tiger was one lucky SOB.
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
1042 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:18 pm to
Chuck Norris counted to infinity….twice
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:23 pm to
I was expecting a fight with golf clubs
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168751 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 12:48 pm to
Watching Walker rn

Will there ever be a more goated duo?

Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11181 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 1:03 pm to
Absolute most Chuck Norris thing ever.

Scene from Lone Wolf McQuade, in the supercharged Ramcharger

Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58863 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 1:14 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6993 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 1:14 pm to
The background music sounds like something out of a vintage porno
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
768 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 2:08 pm to
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears hold the cure for AIDS.

Too bad he's never cried.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39871 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 2:09 pm to
Yea I'm not buying that. Unless that tiger was blind or had some other physical deficiency I doubt it would be scared of any human.
Posted by BLP
In the woods
Member since Jul 2022
161 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 3:13 pm to
Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155505 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Yea I'm not buying that. Unless that tiger was blind or had some other physical deficiency I doubt it would be scared of any human.






When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets Norris.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4808 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 5:30 pm to
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the head.

Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
This post was edited on 3/16/25 at 5:33 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13906 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 7:15 pm to
I petted a tiger once. It's a really freaky experience.
This post was edited on 3/16/25 at 7:15 pm
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 7:17 pm to
LSU should hire Chuck Norris to get Mike to go the damn games
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