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Why aren’t horses man’s best friend?

Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:53 pm
Posted by grizzlylongcut
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:53 pm
Just a thought
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
Donkeys are better than horses.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6492 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
They paralyzed Superman.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3717 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
Because they think squeezing tighter means go faster.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
5780 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
Because dogs are.
Posted by JohnnyQuidds
Member since Aug 2024
270 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:58 pm to
Because they will drain a man’s bank account faster than any stripper you’ve met at the gold club.
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 8:58 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:02 pm to
They are in Kentucky
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:07 pm to
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Why aren’t horses man’s best friend?


Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49163 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:08 pm to
Every time I ask one to hang out, it always says “naaayy”. frick them.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:10 pm to
Because they are a colossal pain in the arse
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:11 pm to
They need to become more loyal if they ever expect to get that title
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
30574 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:12 pm to
Too noble. Much too noble.

Man is not noble. A dog suits him perfectly.
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28700 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:15 pm to
Both of my horses have the personality of labs so they basically are dogs and therefore my besties.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6042 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:26 pm to
I would argue dogs helped early man more than horses.

I would argue horses helped more evolved man than dogs.

Both are awesome but feeding a horse is expensive. Imagine cleaning horse shite off your rug.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30938 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:28 pm to
Open the gate and let them go. You'll find out soon enough.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76583 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:29 pm to
They taste better than dogs.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
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they basically are dogs


No dog would see a piece of rope think it was a snake and then launch you off a cliff
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72171 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
You even tried house training a horse?
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