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Robbing a bank

Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:34 am
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
1784 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:34 am
So I knew someone that recently attempted to rob a bank (he’s no friend, just someone that ate and a restaurant I frequented). It got me thinking, how many robberies have actually been successful? With all the cameras and phones it seems dumb on all levels.
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
2267 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:35 am to
It’s actually surprising how many do get away with it. A decent number get away and aren’t solved.
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 9:36 am
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
11349 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:40 am to
KC Chiefs fan “ChiefsAholic” robbed 6 banks for almost $850k before getting caught
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
2267 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:44 am to
I just googled it 60% get caught.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
11398 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:45 am to
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
1784 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:49 am to
Would have thought it would have had a higher “catch” rate. 15 years in fed pen?? Juice ain’t worth the squeeze
Posted by LSUisKING
Edgard
Member since Dec 2007
2993 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:51 am to
I taught a kid who robbed a bank as like a 20 year old and turned himself in years later because he felt bad
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4967 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:53 am to
My high school biology teacher robbed a bank. On a bicycle. Wearing a motorcycle helmet.

You may find this hard to believe, but that guy was an idiot.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7178 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:56 am to
I worked in banking like 30 years ago.

The saying was it's much easier to rob a bank with a pen than a gun.

The amount banks lose on fraud is staggering.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68669 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:56 am to
not worth the risk IMO. How much can you actually get...30-40k?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125408 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:59 am to
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24309 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:01 am to
When I worked at a bank, some guy tried to rob the armored truck guy bringing cash into the branch.

Truck driver walks into the bank with the bags of money.

Robber walks in behind him and pulls a gun

Teller sees the gun and screams

Truck driver pulls his gun, turns around, and shoots the robber three times center mass.

The robber falls, but keeps on trying to get up.

Armored truck driver puts a couple of more slugs into him for good measure.

Robber bleeds out and dies on the bank branch floor.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2927 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:02 am to
Most ingenious bank robbery I've ever heard of was about 35 years ago. South Georgia. Opening day of deer season. Guy walked in dressed in camo. Fled in an old pickup truck. Half the population fit his description that day. They never caught him.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125408 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:02 am to
quote:

When I worked at a bank, some guy tried to rob the armored truck guy bringing cash into the branch.

Truck driver walks into the bank with the bags of money.

Robber walks in behind him and pulls a gun

Teller sees the gun and screams

Truck driver pulls his gun, turns around, and shoots the robber three times center mass.

The robber falls, but keeps on trying to get up.

Armored truck driver puts a couple of more slugs into him for good measure.

Robber bleeds out and dies on the bank branch floor.


I love stories with happy endings
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1689 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:06 am to
The Ex President's are sufers...Surfers? Surfers!
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67847 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:13 am to
quote:

he’s no friend, just someone that ate and a restaurant I frequented


He both ate and was a restaurant himself? That’s pretty cool. Was he full of fleas or ticks or something? How did you frequent him as a restaurant? Blowjobs?
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 10:14 am
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
1784 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:19 am to
Why do you have to be such a fricking idiot because of an auto correct? I bet you a great person
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86402 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:44 am to
quote:

The saying was it's much easier to rob a bank with a pen than a gun.



Was talking with the bank manager of a major bank here and I asked why they closed down all of the drive thru lanes. He said 90% of their fraud came from the drive thrus.
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
22789 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:01 am to
A dude I somewhat knew in college robbed a bank wearing an old man mask. He and the dude with him both ended up getting caught. I think he served 5-6 years in fed prison, but he’s out now.
Posted by Keith13
Member since Apr 2024
248 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:06 am to
The company i work for hired a new controller over in the houston area. one of the finance girls recognized him and did a google search on him. Turns out he was arrested for bank robbery a few months prior to applying and my company didn't do a proper background check. So he wasn't very good at bank robbery and we aren't very good with background checks
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