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Have you caught or been caught by significant other?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:46 am
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:46 am
While taking yourself to paradise city? I was caught once. Luckily not in the middle of the act. She came home early and I heard the door shut. I jumped up and went into the bathroom. But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
We chose not to talk about it.
I’ll hang up and listen.
We chose not to talk about it.
I’ll hang up and listen.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:47 am to CrawfishElvis
Usually she’d just join in, not something I’d hide from her
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:47 am to CrawfishElvis
We need an age restriction on TD.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:49 am to CrawfishElvis
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ut she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
"She"
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to CrawfishElvis
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But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
You did all that just to jerk it while your old lady was gone.
This post was edited on 2/8/25 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to TDTOM
No. I don’t want her cheating on me, so I don’t cheat on her. But you do you!
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to CrawfishElvis
I keep the door locked and yell "go away baitin'!" when she knocks
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:51 am to CrawfishElvis
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the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker

Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:52 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Never cheated
It’s interesting that’s where your thoughts went when it isn’t what the thread is about.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:54 am to CrawfishElvis
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and Daytime Friends by Kenny Rogers playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:56 am to CrawfishElvis
No, but when I was 18 my mother, who was supposed to be out of town, walked in when I had my face buried betweeen my redheaded girlfriend's legs. I was wet around to my ears.
Never heard her come in the front door.
One of life's most embarrassing moments for all three of us.
Never heard her come in the front door.
One of life's most embarrassing moments for all three of us.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:02 am to CrawfishElvis
Yes, was caught by my first wife. She wouldn't fulfill her marital obligations so I was taking care of it myself. She seemed surprised, and a bit disgusted, when she walked into the bathroom and saw what was going on but I never missed a stroke. Only one of a multitude of reasons why she now an ex.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:12 am to CrawfishElvis
My dad used to say that there’s 2 kinds of people. Those who do it, and those who say they don’t.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:14 am to TDTOM
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We need an age restriction on TD.
Yea, get out of here with this childish nonsense. We need more old farts bitching about whatever they saw on cable news that day. There isn't nearly enough of that.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:21 am to TDTOM
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We need an age restriction on TD.
I would suggest a stupidly restriction but then Chicken would have to shut the doors.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:31 am to CrawfishElvis
My significant others are dogs.
One is spayed; one is neutered.
One is spayed; one is neutered.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:34 am to samson73103
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She seemed surprised, and a bit disgusted, when she walked into the bathroom and saw what was going on but I never missed a stroke.
Tell me you maintained eye contact with her the entire encounter.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:37 am to CrawfishElvis
Do you occasionally dress in a clown suit and stuff bodies under your porch?
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