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Have you caught or been caught by significant other?

Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:46 am
Posted by CrawfishElvis
Member since Apr 2021
1095 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:46 am
While taking yourself to paradise city? I was caught once. Luckily not in the middle of the act. She came home early and I heard the door shut. I jumped up and went into the bathroom. But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
We chose not to talk about it.
I’ll hang up and listen.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31263 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:47 am to
Usually she’d just join in, not something I’d hide from her
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24541 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:47 am to
We need an age restriction on TD.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56520 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

ut she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.


"She"
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4436 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to
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But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker.


You did all that just to jerk it while your old lady was gone.



This post was edited on 2/8/25 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2120 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to
No. I don’t want her cheating on me, so I don’t cheat on her. But you do you!
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32666 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to
Never cheated
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2735 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:50 am to
I keep the door locked and yell "go away baitin'!" when she knocks
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22022 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:51 am to
quote:

the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42912 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Never cheated


It’s interesting that’s where your thoughts went when it isn’t what the thread is about.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46421 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:54 am to
quote:

and Daytime Friends by Kenny Rogers playing on the Bluetooth speaker.
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 10:56 am to
No, but when I was 18 my mother, who was supposed to be out of town, walked in when I had my face buried betweeen my redheaded girlfriend's legs. I was wet around to my ears.

Never heard her come in the front door.

One of life's most embarrassing moments for all three of us.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9028 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:02 am to
Yes, was caught by my first wife. She wouldn't fulfill her marital obligations so I was taking care of it myself. She seemed surprised, and a bit disgusted, when she walked into the bathroom and saw what was going on but I never missed a stroke. Only one of a multitude of reasons why she now an ex.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2047 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:11 am to
Posted by CrawfishElvis
Member since Apr 2021
1095 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:12 am to
My dad used to say that there’s 2 kinds of people. Those who do it, and those who say they don’t.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5606 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

We need an age restriction on TD.


Yea, get out of here with this childish nonsense. We need more old farts bitching about whatever they saw on cable news that day. There isn't nearly enough of that.
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
7972 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:21 am to
quote:

We need an age restriction on TD.


I would suggest a stupidly restriction but then Chicken would have to shut the doors.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53092 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:31 am to
My significant others are dogs.

One is spayed; one is neutered.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70525 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:34 am to
quote:

She seemed surprised, and a bit disgusted, when she walked into the bathroom and saw what was going on but I never missed a stroke.


Tell me you maintained eye contact with her the entire encounter.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168670 posts
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:37 am to
Do you occasionally dress in a clown suit and stuff bodies under your porch?
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