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Let's discuss Jared Goff's wife.... Christen Harper...
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:39 am
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:39 am
I know the OT Unicorn doesn't exist, but how close is she?
This post was edited on 2/4/25 at 9:40 am
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Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:40 am to Hangover Haven
Very attractive woman. OT 7.89
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:41 am to Hangover Haven
Looks like her name should be Buddhist Harper
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:42 am to Hangover Haven
pointy elbows.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:42 am to Hangover Haven
7.5
Those titties look too fake, although they’re nice, it is an automatic point deduction when it looks like a pair of softballs stuffed into a bikini
Those titties look too fake, although they’re nice, it is an automatic point deduction when it looks like a pair of softballs stuffed into a bikini
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:43 am to Hangover Haven
Those things are legit storage tanks.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:43 am to Hangover Haven
Nose is a little mouse like
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:43 am to Hangover Haven
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:44 am to Civildawg
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Nose is a little mouse like
Goff probably paid $20k for that nose job
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:45 am to Hangover Haven
Hot but I don’t think she’ll age well.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:49 am to Hangover Haven
Hair parted in the middle loses points for Gen Xers.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:51 am to Hangover Haven
She'll do
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:55 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Those titties look too fake, although they’re nice, it is an automatic point deduction when it looks like a pair of softballs stuffed into a bikini
look at how the bikini top squishes her boobs on the sides. Honestly, those look real to me. She just has that top tied super tight so it's pulling them apart and holding them up high, giving the illusion of the softball style fake titties.
edit: obviously I could be wrong. Just going off the smaller context clues. She could have also had decent sized boob's before the procedure so there is still softness around the implants.
This post was edited on 2/4/25 at 9:57 am
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:08 am to Hangover Haven
hot.
she looks best when she's dressed down, IRL with those photos.
she looks best when she's dressed down, IRL with those photos.
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:09 am to Hangover Haven
How do these NFL quarterbacks keep getting hot chicks 
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:16 am to The Torch
I mean I wouldn't turn it down
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:16 am to Hangover Haven
I could use to see some a$$ets but from what I can see I’d buy it for a dollar
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:17 am to nicholastiger
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I mean I wouldn't turn it down
is that top right pic of her at her day job? stripper?
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:25 am to FightinTigersDammit
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She'll do
In a pinch.
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