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Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad) (revised)

Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:07 pm
Since several of you have inquired about joining the team, we are opening up nominations. This is a highly selective unit (I'm not on the thing and I'm the originator) so make sure your argument is justified. Don't worry about the necessary criteria because this is like the last run for Delta. You have to run about 30-40 miles in a qualifying time but you won't know the necessary time. It just means you better give it everything you got.

This club comes with many "on the job" perks. You are given exclusive access to the behind the scenes PM's of the RAT team, a cool little decoder ring, and an instant 10+ elevation in cool points and IQ.

Thanks for your time and your service to your country.

ETA: Rival school nominations do not result in automatic declination.

ETA +1: Humor goes a long way!
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:26 pm
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
11271 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:14 pm to
A fricking decoder ring??? GET OUT!!!
Posted by nhsj012
Member since Aug 2008
2975 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

an instant 10+ elevation in cool points and IQ

i need these
Posted by ShooterMcGavin
RAT Squad
Member since Feb 2007
4026 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:16 pm to
I am pretty sure I was born to be a RAT member. And I bring the sig along with me.
Posted by Pele
Lower Alabama
Member since Dec 2004
645 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:17 pm to
I would like to formally nominate myself!
Qualifications: NONE
Extenuating circumstances: I'm white, middle aged, with absolutely no inside information or sources. But I yearn for tigerdroppings acceptance and insider status. Just imagine how proud my teenage daughter would be knowing that I had college age colleagues. Please hurry, the suspense is killing me.
PS... I did play college football so I probably know more than some others who wouldn't know which end of a jock to step into and couldn't put it on correctly without the aid of an instructional video.

thanks for your time and consideration
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:22 pm
Posted by TexasTigah
Houston, TX
Member since Mar 2006
12183 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:23 pm to
Member of Scout, Rivals, and TD.....Read everything LSU all day long at work.....Unless your an actual insider with the program odds are you dont know more than me, Simply because I read everything thats out there.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:25 pm to


Posted by LSUnKaty
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2008
4345 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:39 pm to
I nominate TxTiger25 for the following:

quote:

quote:

And what makes you such an authority on predictions and recruiting?
Well let's see, I used to cover college and high school sports in arguably the largest football market in the country, still have my contacts with coaches and other media around the area that still cover high school athletes and recruiting, area and occasionally still speak with some of the players. But you keep getting your info from Dandy.


Also, he dated a porn star - or so he said.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10178 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

This club comes with many "on the job" perks. You are given exclusive access to the behind the scenes PM's of the RAT team


Oh boy! You mean we would get to know first that ya'll don't know shite before the rest of the board knows that ya'll don't know shite.

How's that for humor?
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93772 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:43 pm to
CRAZY 4 LSU, you know, if he were around right now.

Starting Feb 1, I'm not exactly sure how much I'm going to be able to be on. Which sucks because NSD is a couple days after. My on the job access to a computer right now is obviously no restrictions whatsoever. I'm starting a new job back in Lake Charles (thank god) on that day and I don't know all the perks just yet.
Posted by BamaTiger00
NOLA
Member since May 2006
840 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:53 pm to
Qualifications = I'm behind enemy lines having lived in Alabama for over a decade. I can don a bama/auburn shirt and spy on our opposition's recruiting.
Posted by sertorius
Third Plebeian
Member since Oct 2008
1510 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 5:56 pm to
I don't know what it means to be on your "RAT Squad," but if it involves drinking fine ales, discussing the likes of Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, and reading Prudentius from the Latin, then please consider me as interested AND qualified!

Am I in?

Posted by BengalBall
da flatts
Member since Jan 2009
225 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 6:14 pm to
Lets see here....

I'm currently a junior in high school and play football and baseball. College football recruiting is one of my favorite interests. Literally every day, I log onto my rivals account and look up the latest CFB recruiting news. During my high school football seasons, I can give inside access on prospects a I play against. For example, Janzen Jackson: After we played Barbe in October, I knew instantly the kid would be a "huge mover" in the rivals 250. Others I played against were Chris Faulk and Montrell Conner, just to name a few. And finally, my post count doesn't necessarily account for how long I've been acquainted with this web site, if you know what I mean.

---BB
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad)
rumor is you're getting a table at the bash and competing in a wing eating contest at lunch with condon and big chief from WWL

iz dat tru?
Posted by FAN4LSU
South West La. from NOLA
Member since Nov 2006
558 posts
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:55 pm to
Almighty LINKO, LINKO, where are tho !! We hope you come back soon from heavens. Please remember me I'm your neighbor !! I'm still waiting for my answer !! Peace, Love and Joy to all the world !!
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