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Naughty Dog's new IP announced: Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet

Posted on 12/13/24 at 12:54 am
Posted by UltimateHog
Oregon
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/13/24 at 12:54 am
Take a guess at the protagonist. You will never believe it.

Did you guess Asian bald lady with man arms? Bravo!





Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
24428 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 12:59 am to
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Did you guess Asian bald lady with man arms? Bravo!


Looks like a half black half Asian chick who is transitioning

Also, I figured out what this picture reminded me of






This post was edited on 12/13/24 at 1:02 am
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2885 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:43 am to
Is anyone actually surprised? Naughty Dog has become a parody of the woke game company stereotype.

I'm sure the Naughty Dog brand will carry it a little bit, but givem the terrible title and the absurd protagonist the game will flop by their usual standards.

Crtitcs score: 98%
Audience score: 14%
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50651 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:43 am to
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with man arms?

Have you never been to a gym in your life? She’s isn’t even that built.

As for the game it looks interesting for what was shown and really dig the 80s aesthetic
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50651 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:45 am to
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Naughty Dog has become a parody of the woke game company stereotype.

Last of Us Part II was one the best and fastest selling PS4 games of all time it also won more fan game of the year awards then GoT won in critic and fan awards combined
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2885 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:50 am to
TLOU2 could have been a 20 hour cut scene of Neil Druckmann being pegged and it would have sold what it did.

And it would have won game of the millennium by Kotaku and you'd be in here championing it all the same.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50651 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:53 am to
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TLOU2 could have been a 20 hour cut scene of Neil Druckmann being pegged and it would have sold what it did.

That’s an awful weird cope, the game did a killing in sells even the remastered versions did well. It also did extremely well in the gaming community but hey it has muscle woman so it must be woke and bad
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25248 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 1:58 am to
Gonna be a hard no for me dawg. The people that made naughty dog the brand have long since left or been banished. Similar to BioWare and many others these names are just less talented people wearing their skin suits
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2885 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 2:32 am to
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Similar to BioWare and many others these names are just less talented people wearing their skin suits


The golden poster child of the exact scenario you described

Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25248 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 2:35 am to
I’d usually be happy to punk you but you’re not entirely wrong in some areas. The game did sell really well; however this must be understood it was in the context where very overt preaching was marked as dead on arrival. I played it even though the story makes me wanna vomit and it is impressive in many ways. The visuals; sound design; combat upgrades from game one. It’s a fun game to actually play but a dreary nightmare of ultimate cynicism to experience it’s story. In retrospect it honestly wasn’t that woke compared to what we have seen since; which is a pathetic statement to have to admit.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25248 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 2:36 am to
Naughty dog died when they fired Amy Henning because Niels ego couldn’t cope everyone knew she was the real mind behind the last of us
Posted by NJDevil89
Chitown
Member since May 2017
52 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 3:02 am to
JFC
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11970 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 5:03 am to
Easiest skip of '25. After ND Last Jedi'd their fanbase with TLOU2, this one will massively undersell.

Have fun with your nonbinary space lesbian game.

It's been a few hours, when they gonna release a REMASTER of the trailer?
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12452 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 6:08 am to
The main character is a bald, diverse lesbian. Shocker.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25248 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 6:13 am to
Tbh I’m not really shocked by this. There’s been a lot made of the sort of civil war between Sony Japan and Sony America and naughty dog is Sony Americans like number 1 studio and backer (supposedly). They’re going to make the type of games that side of Sony wants to see. Luckily every time they do this it’s only going to flop badly and after concord it’s been reported Sony Japan has a lot more power now. I’ve even seen it reported by a few people Sony japan is fighting to designate Ghost of Yotai a spin-off something in the vein of intermission for ff7 remake but longer, and then producing an actual ghost 2 with Jin because they know if they don’t it’ll kill the biggest brand they have left with a lot of good will behind it… so far
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56967 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 7:01 am to
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Last of Us Part II was one the best and fastest selling PS4 games of all time it also won more fan game of the year awards then GoT won in critic and fan awards combined

That was the first shitty woke AAA game


People didn’t know what to expect yet
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67374 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:27 am to
Guardians of the Galaxy has done irreparable damage to entertainment media
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175871 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:51 am to
Who here is going to pay 60 bucks to play a video game as a bald lesbian? Other than dawgfan24348 and sicboy I mean.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33239 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 9:17 am to
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TLOU2 could have been a 20 hour cut scene of Neil Druckmann being pegged and it would have sold what it did.


This is... weirdly specific.
Posted by Cs
Member since Aug 2008
10613 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 10:24 am to
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The main character is a bald, diverse lesbian. Shocker.


Multiracial as well. And probably trans.

Man, woman, trans, whatever....it's just an ugly character design. Very few people are going to get genuinely excited about playing this character.

It's already getting heavily disliked.
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