Local gay kid rides bicycle for 45 minutes to raise awareness of physical health

Like he walks in to this gym, I guarantee he’s aggressively called the F-Bomb immediately:

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45 minutes

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Seriously, that’s what I did a couple of times a week when I was six. If you didn’t, you were called the F-Word and beaten into an oblivion if you were caught outside of your property. Eighties and nineties shows and movies all show this.

It’s clear this piece of shite has never grown up outside of an apartment or had a friend or even a sibling. Harry wasn’t even born in the US. He was born in Singapore, mostly grew up in Dubai, and spent the last two years of his high school in Manhattan. He brags about biking for 45 minutes when that’s standard for anyone who has ever owned a bicycle.

No one who owns a bike to go for a five to ten minute ride, because they might as well walk if that’s the distance they’re going. He does not understand basic human beings and should be mocked at all times.

Big fricking whoop

I can run 5 miles in under 40 minutes

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Is that streak of white stuff above the kid's top lip what I think it is?

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rides bicycle

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So that is what the “cool” kids are now calling it.

I wonder if he rode a banana seat bike.

And put a shirt on you future gay onlyfans star

Any self respecting man knows you don’t do cardio before lifting

This is a dog whistle for getting in shape for violence.

That’s insurrection-y.

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I wonder if he rode a banana seat bike.

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Nah, he took off the seat completely.

A 45 minute bike ride, it's this some sort of brag? I barely break a sweat here.