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Imagine you are a federal employee and these two walk into your office on Jan 21st, 2025

Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:43 pm
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:43 pm
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41908 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:55 pm to
"I have people skills!!"
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3304 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 12:38 am to
“What would you say…ya do here?”
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
8627 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 12:51 am to
Doge (Dept. of Gov. Efficiency) is going to tell the bureaucrats to get out of dodge!
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10464 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 12:54 am to
Poor jangalang and his cushy union mail job.

frick em.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47792 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:05 am to
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WHAT - exactly - do you DO here??


Been wanting someone to ask that question to every Federal "Employee" for decades now. I'd bet 80% of them could not compose a complete sentence that demonstrated anything constructive being gained by their salary expenditure.

It will all be passive - 'monitoring' - is the most constructive active word I can imagine would arise.

And adding a qualifier to the question => "& what have you achieved?" would draw blanks.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10779 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:26 am to
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What exactly do you do here?

Building a pension
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6854 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:40 am to
"I deal with the god damn customers!"
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:44 am to
Posted by PaulDrake
L.A. & Bayou Pa Pon
Member since Feb 2023
648 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:51 am to
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Imagine you are a federal employee and these two walk into your office on Jan 21st, 2025


Elon and Vivek AKA: The firing Squad!

More relentless winning!


Posted by lsu4life77
Member since Jun 2010
1513 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 5:51 am to
I hope Mr. Landry does this at the state level. I guarantee we will solve a lot of the I10 traffic problems.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18467 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:00 am to
I’m not sure how they can do it all by July 4 2026.

Hopefully they have a plan.
This post was edited on 11/13/24 at 6:01 am
Posted by PaulDrake
L.A. & Bayou Pa Pon
Member since Feb 2023
648 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:12 am to
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I’m not sure how they can do it all by July 4 2026.

Hopefully they have a plan.



They need to hit the ground runnin` and hopefully we retain power in 2026 because the swamp is so thick with rats.

They need to fast track the firing process!


Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11658 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:25 am to
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Imagine you are a federal employee and these two walk into your office on Jan 21st, 2025


Would have to knock on their door or get on a teams call. A lot of the dead weight never went back to the office
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30525 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:25 am to
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I’m not sure how they can do it all by July 4 2026.


Some of it can be accomplished with massive cuts to the alphabet agencies... Then they can get surgical...
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
22373 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:28 am to
Slashing whatever is hired for the IRS is a easy win

Posted by DemGaters
Member since Apr 2010
464 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:29 am to
I'm a federal employee and welcome this with open arms. The productive ones should.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30525 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:30 am to
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Slashing whatever is hired for the IRS is a easy win


The 87,000 would be the first cuts but you could cut 50% of the staffing at most Federal agencies and no one outside of the agency would notice....

In all honesty there is no reason for FEMA, at least at its current size... All that is needed is folks to review requests for State assistance for funding... Let the States manage disaster response...
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1507 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:34 am to
I’m a federal employee too and I welcome them with open arms. Matter of fact, PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE!!!

Oh yea, I never even went home the first time
Posted by Tasseo
Member since Feb 2024
3252 posts
Posted on 11/13/24 at 6:36 am to
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Imagine you are a federal employee and these two walk into your office on Jan 21st, 2025

Id high five them and say..."do whatcha gotta do" "want some coffee?" While wearing red and an American Flag some how. Make sure they know I'm there to help and wear my cubicle is. Which I decked out in MAGA stuff. Time to kiss arse and get a promotion yo. Make sure they know I'm open to a "throw all them leftie mfrs under a bus convo" lunch.
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