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A Challenger to Florida Man emerges

Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:24 pm
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:24 pm
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Authorities arrested a Louisiana man who allegedly threatened to blow up an Ulta Beauty store in Alabama.

According to a complaint filed, 42-year-old Timothy Lincoln was allegedly overheard by an Ulta employee while making a phone call outside the business, WRBL reported.

During the call, Lincoln allegedly said, “I’m going to blow this s*** up!” The remark resulted in an evacuation of all store employees and customers.


Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
6815 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:28 pm to
Holy shite that dude looks like a psychopath.
Posted by Tigercowboy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
4495 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:29 pm to
Did he get his product from Ulta? Make up looks great.
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
355 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:30 pm to
I can’t tell if those are tats or sharpies or both.
Yikes dude is definitely deranged.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
12855 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:32 pm to
It was the lighting that made me look like I had gray hair.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16384 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:32 pm to
It looks like Ulta beauty products blew up in his face.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7222 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:33 pm to
Looks like he's ready for the lobotomy
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80053 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:34 pm to
But he might be the messiah
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75788 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:38 pm to
Would make a perfect press secretary for the Biden administration. He would fit right in with the circus.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153657 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:39 pm to
Please tell me those are tattoos and not just markers.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
11894 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:39 pm to
Got to hand it to us. We're not sending our best.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:46 pm to
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Holy shite that dude looks like a psychopath.

For sure, but I can guarantee he isn't the only man with similar feelings towards Ulta.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6094 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:48 pm to
What Alabama does to a Louisiana man
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125424 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
19302 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:50 pm to
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What Alabama does to a Louisiana man


That baw had been working on his look LONG before he came to Bama for a lifetime ban from Ulta.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:51 pm to
That looks like a man who just had his ol' lady spend the lot rent at the makeup joint and he had to prove a point by using all the shite in the bag on himself. Pan down a bit and I bet he has on a pair of Lululemon yoga pants, too.
This post was edited on 10/26/24 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
26320 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:51 pm to
I really like what ULTA was able to for him with their concealer. His skin is popping even though it clear he doesn't have his own makeup person.
This post was edited on 10/26/24 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2196 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:18 pm to
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But he might be the messiah


You saw the inri on his forehead too?
Posted by MeatHead1313
Member since Aug 2019
238 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:27 pm to
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But he might be the messiah


Nah, but he is a very naughty boy
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
2143 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 9:52 pm to
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