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Best clean one liners from Christmas Vacation
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:37 am
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:37 am
I'm thinking about having a shirt made with the design being one liners from Christmas Vacation.
I want to be able to wear it in public so shutter's full probably won't make the cut.
I'm thinking of using:
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
You serious Clark
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Looking for other suggestions
I want to be able to wear it in public so shutter's full probably won't make the cut.
I'm thinking of using:
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
You serious Clark
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Looking for other suggestions
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Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:38 am to PJinAtl
I guess Bend over and I'll show ya is out
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:49 am to PJinAtl
I don't know about the cat, but I'm sure enjoying it.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:51 am to Brisketeer
Save the neck for me Clark
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:55 am to PJinAtl
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:55 am to PJinAtl
“He worked really hard on this
So do washing machines “
So do washing machines “
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:57 am to Lawyered
Hey Griz! Since you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies!
This post was edited on 10/26/24 at 1:10 am
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:05 pm to PJinAtl
"Fixed the newel post!'
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:17 pm to TheFonz
The entire movie is a series of one-liners. Love this movie.
Bingo! - Cousin Eddie
Clark, we're stuck under a truck! - Ellen
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. - Aunt Bethany
And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? - Margo
I don't know Margo! - Todd
If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ‘em all.- Cousin Eddie
Fried pussycat - Cousin Eddie
We made pretty good time - Clark
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels - Clark Sr.
Bingo! - Cousin Eddie
Clark, we're stuck under a truck! - Ellen
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. - Aunt Bethany
And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? - Margo
I don't know Margo! - Todd
If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ‘em all.- Cousin Eddie
Fried pussycat - Cousin Eddie
We made pretty good time - Clark
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels - Clark Sr.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:26 pm to PJinAtl
You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerin factory.
Fixed the newel post!
You serious Clark?
I use all of these in regular life.
Fixed the newel post!
You serious Clark?
I use all of these in regular life.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:32 pm to PJinAtl
“You checked our shitters, honey?”
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:34 pm to PJinAtl
"Is your house on fire Clark?"
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:43 pm to PJinAtl
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:48 pm to PJinAtl
It's best if you just let him finish.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:53 pm to PJinAtl
Where's the Tylenol?
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:59 pm to PJinAtl
Can't see the line can you Russ?
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:02 pm to PJinAtl
Eat my rubber
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:04 pm to PJinAtl
not so popular lines that i've said before in real life.
It's a beaut Clark! A beaut!
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
That there's an RV.
It's a beaut Clark! A beaut!
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
That there's an RV.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:09 pm to PJinAtl
You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
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