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Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?

Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:34 am
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:34 am
My son (21 years old) overheard some friends of mine discussing this phenomenon the other day. It blew his Gen Z brain that 30-40 years ago a kid would just find nudie magazines in random arse places.

I found a Hustler in an Ace hardware bathroom. Didn't take it with me. Some friends & I were fishing down at the creek & found a whole stack of 70's magazines. I remember finding a couple Penthouse's that were in a ditch behind my house. I kept those for years.

Was there some sort of bro code in the 70-90's that you didn't throw away your magazines, you just passed them along to the younger generation like a fricked up easter egg hunt?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37759 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:36 am to
Always that one that got the pages stuck together
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61241 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:36 am to
Yep. Around 12 years old me and a friend found a hustler magazine in the woods. It was like finding a buried treasure
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:37 am to
I did a summer high school internship at NASA. First week I was there, there was a Playboy in the men's bathroom.

ETA: this was in '92.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 9:37 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19037 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:37 am to

We had a trail between our neighborhood and the 7-11 where we'd always find magazines in the woods. We never touched them in fear of sticky pages from whatever old man was spanking his monkey in the woods to them.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15549 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:37 am to
Somebody had a couple of Hustler magazines in a bucket in the woods behind our house. Had a lid on rhe bucket so they were in good shape.


We found a DVD in the ditch in front of our house. It was called "older women's sperm bank" and was just a bunch of grannies getting banged.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36845 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?


I thought I was going to see a thread about neglected gun parts. My bad. Carry on.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37759 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:38 am to
The lengths people went to rub one out
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18577 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:38 am to
I found a porno VHS in a hole with a piece of plywood covering it up.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:38 am to
Yes. In a Ruritan park when I was in my early teens back in the 70s. It was a huge upgrade from the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7076 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:38 am to
Not only did I find one, I brought it to school. Got caught with it on bus.

I was in 6th or 7th grade.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12046 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:39 am to
I was replacing ceiling tiles in my basement last year and a Spanish version of a late 90’s Hustler magazine and a box of 1990’s condoms fell out
Wasn’t expecting that
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59270 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:39 am to
Under an uncle’s mattress, in the woods, in a dairy barn, at the local dump numerous times. Today’s generation knows nothing of the struggle that we had to find fap material. Most of the time a Sears catalog and a vivid imagination was the best we could muster.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:40 am to
Groomers would throw them under the T-buildings in elementary school.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87997 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Not only did I find one, I brought it to school. Got caught with it on bus.



violation of bro statute BC 19-225.1011
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73463 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:41 am to
some older kids had a "clubhouse" in deep in the woods behind our neighborhood. if you knew where to find it, you'd have your choice of 100s of mags.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9536 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:42 am to
Found a stack of penthouse in an apartment complex dumpster. My buddies fished them all out and kept the stack under a tarp in the woods behind the complex and that was the first place everyone rode their bikes after school
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47134 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:42 am to
went to deer camp when I was 12 with my big brother and his friends who were 15

got to the cabin and walked in, it had every Playboy magazine that ever existed laying all over the place

got time to go hunt, and I said, yall have fun hunting, I'm staying in the cabin


ETA: I only went hunting one time the entire weekend
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 9:47 am
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5883 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:42 am to
quote:

The lengths people went to rub one out


I'm confused on why they had to go out into woods. Were there more homeless people than I remember or would guys have to go out in the middle of nowhere to get enough privacy to take care of themselves?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118226 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:43 am to
Nah

Condoms were everywhere, though

Mag dong rubbers. Some were red. Those got your attention quick.
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