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Husband of Miss Switzerland kills her, chops her up and purees parts of her in a blender

Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Eurocat
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:16 pm
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The 41-year-old man, who was named in local media by the pseudonym of Thomas due to Swiss privacy laws, admitted to having killed Kristina Joksimovic, whose ravaged body was found in their home in Binningen, near Basel, on February 13.

The autopsy report shows that the former Miss Switzerland contestant was decapitated when her husband dismembered her body with a jigsaw, a knife and garden shears. He also 'carefully removed' Kristina's womb, which was the only organ cut out of her torso, and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.

Some of his wife's body parts were forced into a powerful industrial blender, in which he 'pureed' them, as well as dissolving some in a chemical solution.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:18 pm to
Shocked they identified him as having a mental condition.

not
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68930 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:18 pm to
New smoothie flavor at Smoothie King.

Miss Switzerland.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83868 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to
Damn she must have made a horrible sandwich
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18703 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to
As they say, no matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her shite
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25376 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to
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Husband of Miss Switzerland kills her, chops her up and purees parts of her in a blender

Happy weekend!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19976 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
This guy doesn’t know the best way to eat a woman.

This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
OK that's enough internet for me today!!!1
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

He also 'carefully removed' Kristina's womb, which was the only organ cut out of her torso, and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.


Yeah, looks like they’re on to something alright…
Posted by RPC4LSU
Thibodaux, LA
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
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Miss Switzerland.

I think you mean Swiss Miss?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74056 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
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New smoothie flavor at Smoothie King.

Miss Switzerland.

Because Swiss Miss was already taken.
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to
I see Netflix has its newest documentary.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80627 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm to
Well I definitely wouldn't hit it now
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6046 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm to
Good lawd, let me save this thread.


Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4163 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:30 pm to
So Swiss law allows them to report her name and the horrific things done to her but they can't report his real name? Backwards arse country.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35143 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:32 pm to
As the old saying goes, not matter how hot the chick, there is a guy that's ......
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:32 pm to
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believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder


Good call
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
18765 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm to
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and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.


your honor, the prosecution would like to file this evidence under the "no fricking shite" statute
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Member since Jul 2019
3966 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm to
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So Swiss law allows them to report her name and the horrific things done to her but they can't report his real name? Backwards arse country.


Just in case it turns out to be an accidental death.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:36 pm to
Maybe he misunderstood the instructions on how to make Swiss Miss instant cocoa…..
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