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PSA: Be careful with Metamucil Fiber Thins

Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7384 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:54 pm
They look (and sort of taste) like cookies.

If you enjoy one, make sure you have nothing on your calendar the next day.

You're welcome.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58261 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:57 pm to
why? did you go poo poo?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21501 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:57 pm to
Fart cookies
Posted by Scoobs
Member since Jul 2010
253 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:58 pm to
One time in college I ate a few of these, not taking their ability too serious.


Had to throw away a pair of shorts and sneakers after the accident.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
18764 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:01 pm to
Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water.

You have to be literally sitting on the toilet.

I didn't believe it when someone told me about epsom salt, boy was I wrong.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15535 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:03 pm to
2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21696 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

and sneakers


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
26993 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


10-4


I put mine in my Magic Bullet every morning and drink it before coffee.

Keeps stuff moving
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1408 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:09 pm to
My dad who is 80 will take a big spoonful of baking soda like you would for major heartburn and absolutely empty his colon for the next 18 hours. Just a PSA in case you're out of Metamucil.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29872 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:10 pm to
I learned as a kid Ex-lax was not JUST a chocolate bar.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1017 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:12 pm to
And don't chug apple juice. Came in after mowing the lawn this summer and was very very hot and thirsty. Chugged apple juice right out the plastic bin and within 10 minutes my bowels sounded like the ocean during a hurricane. Nearly broke my damn toilet.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128525 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:14 pm to
Metamucil doesnt make you have explosive diarrhea like Miralax does

Metamucil makes you have spectacular fiber laden shits
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13495 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

CrappyPants


Name checks out.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15060 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:19 pm to
Mrs Worther's sugar free caramels are the DEVIL.
I spent an entire evening in a truck stop bathroom after eating a half dozen or so of those - thought I was going to have to get an ambulance ride to a hospital because it just wouldn't stop. I was so dehydrated...
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
14771 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

My dad who is 80 will take a big spoonful of baking soda like you would for major heartburn and absolutely empty his colon for the next 18 hours. Just a PSA in case you're out of Metamucil.

Baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) will knock out heartburn and cleanse your colon, but be careful because it’s very high in sodium. It’s not great for everyday use.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113763 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

and sneakers


goddamn
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6841 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:23 pm to
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Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water.

My stepdad was old school and this was his go-to.

Only times I ever saw him run.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9582 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1408 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:40 pm to
Yeah he doesn't use it every day. But when he does he acts like he won the 100m hurdles or something.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6034 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:50 pm to
psyllium husk blended with water and orange tangerine mio at 6:30 every night will keep you cleaned out and on schedule with a predicable poop in the AM.
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