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What's the first thing you'd do if you somehow made a working time machine?
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:10 am
I'd go back to 1970 and try to bone Dolly Parton


Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to Loup
Fast forward to Blade Runner Ana De Armas Hologram gf
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to Loup
Buy some tech stocks and bitcoin
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to Loup
Marx and Engels would have not made it past puberty.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:12 am to Loup
Video Jesus walking on water on my iphone and then post it to WorldStar when I get back
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to Loup
i'd go back and buy all the bitcoin
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to Loup
I remember the exact conversation I had with my father about how we should buy stock into bitcoin when it was trending around $100 a share. I wish I would have poured my life's savings into it then.
edit: buy bitcoin***
edit: buy bitcoin***
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 11:26 am
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:15 am to Loup
go back to 14th century france to save my professor and bang the hot princess
- michael crichton, probably
- michael crichton, probably
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:15 am to Loup
Go back and pinch baby Karl Marx's head off.
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Castro
ETA: Get a '67 Corvette 427 4 speed off the factory floor
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Castro
ETA: Get a '67 Corvette 427 4 speed off the factory floor
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 9:19 am
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:16 am to Loup
Go back to the days leading up to the debuting of sliced bread.
We still to this day say "that's the best thing since sliced bread" so I'd like to see just how mindblowing that really was.
We still to this day say "that's the best thing since sliced bread" so I'd like to see just how mindblowing that really was.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:16 am to GrandIsle12
quote:
buy stock into bitcoin
No such thing
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:17 am to Loup
First.... good call on Dolly. She was a biscuit in the 70s.
I would go back to 2017, punch myself in the dick before ever going out with my second wife. Then buy some bitcoin. Then bet on all the football games that I remember the outcome of.
I would go back to 2017, punch myself in the dick before ever going out with my second wife. Then buy some bitcoin. Then bet on all the football games that I remember the outcome of.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:18 am to Loup
Buy every bitcoin that I could get my finances on. Then invest in google and Apple.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:18 am to Loup
I'd make sure to pack a fresh copy of Grays Sports Annual 1950-2000 before I left in my time machine.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:22 am to Loup
Currently?? Fast forward a week or so to be done with this tonsillectomy recovery.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:28 am to Loup
Go back to 5/18/2023 and witness the Denny's Grand Slam in person.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:33 am to jumbo
quote:
We still to this day say "that's the best thing since sliced bread" so I'd like to see just how mindblowing that really was.
I went to the sliced bread museum last year. They had the first bread slicing machine ever made on display there. It was as boring as it sounds. I was trying to kill some time, though.
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:35 am to Loup
Convince Hitler to dedicate his life to art instead of genocide.
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