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What's the first thing you'd do if you somehow made a working time machine?

Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:10 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15627 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:10 am
I'd go back to 1970 and try to bone Dolly Parton


Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12744 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to
Fast forward to Blade Runner Ana De Armas Hologram gf
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34153 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to
Buy some tech stocks and bitcoin
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
1155 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:11 am to
Marx and Engels would have not made it past puberty.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127810 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:12 am to
Video Jesus walking on water on my iphone and then post it to WorldStar when I get back
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41383 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to
i'd go back and buy all the bitcoin
Posted by GrandIsle12
Member since Jun 2022
35 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to
I remember the exact conversation I had with my father about how we should buy stock into bitcoin when it was trending around $100 a share. I wish I would have poured my life's savings into it then.

edit: buy bitcoin***
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 11:26 am
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2692 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:15 am to
go back to 14th century france to save my professor and bang the hot princess

- michael crichton, probably
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54832 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:15 am to
Go back and pinch baby Karl Marx's head off.
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Castro


ETA: Get a '67 Corvette 427 4 speed off the factory floor
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 9:19 am
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
5052 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:16 am to
Go back to the days leading up to the debuting of sliced bread.

We still to this day say "that's the best thing since sliced bread" so I'd like to see just how mindblowing that really was.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
12913 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:16 am to
quote:

buy stock into bitcoin


No such thing
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11886 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:17 am to
First.... good call on Dolly. She was a biscuit in the 70s.

I would go back to 2017, punch myself in the dick before ever going out with my second wife. Then buy some bitcoin. Then bet on all the football games that I remember the outcome of.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:18 am to
Buy every bitcoin that I could get my finances on. Then invest in google and Apple.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8018 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:18 am to
I'd make sure to pack a fresh copy of Grays Sports Annual 1950-2000 before I left in my time machine.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35680 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:20 am to
Hug my Mama and Grandma
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6975 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:22 am to
Currently?? Fast forward a week or so to be done with this tonsillectomy recovery.
Posted by dboy8713
Member since Aug 2011
238 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:28 am to
Go back to 5/18/2023 and witness the Denny's Grand Slam in person.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15627 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:33 am to
quote:

We still to this day say "that's the best thing since sliced bread" so I'd like to see just how mindblowing that really was.


I went to the sliced bread museum last year. They had the first bread slicing machine ever made on display there. It was as boring as it sounds. I was trying to kill some time, though.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5153 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:35 am to
Convince Hitler to dedicate his life to art instead of genocide.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86410 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:39 am to
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