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9-5 Monday-Friday jobs are for schmucks

Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:43 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10369 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:43 pm
Enjoyed my first of 3 week days off this week.

Slept in until 7am until my 2 year old of an alarm clock woke us up

Had a nice high protein breakfast with 2 cups of black coffee

Made my way to the gym around 9 to work hamstring and do some accessory work

Came home to shower and grab lunch (also high in protein) before throwing on my new Trump shirt to head out grocery shopping. Had a wonderful time mingling with the boomers also out shopping. Received lots of compliments on the shirt.

In the afternoon I was able to get in a few games on the new NCAA Football game, before the wife and I decided to call over the baby sitter and headed out to a 5:30 movie date. We were the only two in the theater as most folks were sitting in the 5pm traffic. Twisters is a solid movie. No woke PC bullshite involved.

Currently winding down the night with a buffalo trace homemade old fashioned as I plan out tomorrow's activities while you baws get ready to work.


10/10 Monday
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
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92596 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:43 pm to
Dear, Facebook...
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
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12799 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:44 pm to
You come off as an intolerable douche
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
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5781 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
Thanks for sharing
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2388 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
Ok. But when are you going to drop off my Uber eats?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41236 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
None of this happened. SAD!
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1813 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:46 pm to
I don't understand what it's like to be so insecure I would have to brag to randos on a message board about how great my life is
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168368 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Slept in until 7am

Easy there gramps
Posted by cwil1
Member since Oct 2023
907 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:47 pm to
Fries. Bag. Now.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1495 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:47 pm to
Touch grass

But that is nice you have such flexible hours with Lyft
This post was edited on 8/5/24 at 8:49 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40090 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:49 pm to
Where is your two year old during all this?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52890 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:50 pm to
You'll be having your 3rd quarter sex session with your wife, and your 2 yr old will be calling you that she/he ran into a light pole in a little over a decade
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16312 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:50 pm to
And people wonder why the McFlurry machine never works.
This post was edited on 8/5/24 at 9:14 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10369 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Where is your two year old during all this?


Goes to daycare until noon. Its essentially school for 2 year olds. Also likes to play with friends. Then comes home to nap from about 12-2
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:59 pm to
When you get back to work and they ask what you did on your day off just say nothing. Spare them this bullshite. You did nothing.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32589 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

But when are you going to drop off my Uber eats?




Nailed it
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26058 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Currently winding down the night with a buffalo trace homemade old fashioned as I plan out tomorrow's activities while you baws get ready to work.


They have the pleasure of not having to be around your irritating arse. That’s worth its weight in gold.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3592 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:13 pm to
Your wife already mentioned most of this to me while you were off at the gym and out shopping.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3693 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:13 pm to
Weird flex for a guy who can’t afford a Tahoe or a riding mower
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