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9-5 Monday-Friday jobs are for schmucks
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:43 pm
Enjoyed my first of 3 week days off this week.
Slept in until 7am until my 2 year old of an alarm clock woke us up
Had a nice high protein breakfast with 2 cups of black coffee
Made my way to the gym around 9 to work hamstring and do some accessory work
Came home to shower and grab lunch (also high in protein) before throwing on my new Trump shirt to head out grocery shopping. Had a wonderful time mingling with the boomers also out shopping. Received lots of compliments on the shirt.
In the afternoon I was able to get in a few games on the new NCAA Football game, before the wife and I decided to call over the baby sitter and headed out to a 5:30 movie date. We were the only two in the theater as most folks were sitting in the 5pm traffic. Twisters is a solid movie. No woke PC bullshite involved.
Currently winding down the night with a buffalo trace homemade old fashioned as I plan out tomorrow's activities while you baws get ready to work.
10/10 Monday
Slept in until 7am until my 2 year old of an alarm clock woke us up
Had a nice high protein breakfast with 2 cups of black coffee
Made my way to the gym around 9 to work hamstring and do some accessory work
Came home to shower and grab lunch (also high in protein) before throwing on my new Trump shirt to head out grocery shopping. Had a wonderful time mingling with the boomers also out shopping. Received lots of compliments on the shirt.
In the afternoon I was able to get in a few games on the new NCAA Football game, before the wife and I decided to call over the baby sitter and headed out to a 5:30 movie date. We were the only two in the theater as most folks were sitting in the 5pm traffic. Twisters is a solid movie. No woke PC bullshite involved.
Currently winding down the night with a buffalo trace homemade old fashioned as I plan out tomorrow's activities while you baws get ready to work.
10/10 Monday
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:44 pm to WaydownSouth
You come off as an intolerable douche
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to WaydownSouth
Ok. But when are you going to drop off my Uber eats?
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:45 pm to WaydownSouth
None of this happened. SAD!
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:46 pm to WaydownSouth
I don't understand what it's like to be so insecure I would have to brag to randos on a message board about how great my life is
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:47 pm to WaydownSouth
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Slept in until 7am
Easy there gramps
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:47 pm to WaydownSouth
Touch grass
But that is nice you have such flexible hours with Lyft
But that is nice you have such flexible hours with Lyft
This post was edited on 8/5/24 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:49 pm to WaydownSouth
Where is your two year old during all this?
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:50 pm to WaydownSouth
You'll be having your 3rd quarter sex session with your wife, and your 2 yr old will be calling you that she/he ran into a light pole in a little over a decade 
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:50 pm to WaydownSouth
And people wonder why the McFlurry machine never works.
This post was edited on 8/5/24 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:51 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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Where is your two year old during all this?
Goes to daycare until noon. Its essentially school for 2 year olds. Also likes to play with friends. Then comes home to nap from about 12-2
Posted on 8/5/24 at 8:59 pm to WaydownSouth
When you get back to work and they ask what you did on your day off just say nothing. Spare them this bullshite. You did nothing.
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:07 pm to bulletprooftiger
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But when are you going to drop off my Uber eats?
Nailed it
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:10 pm to WaydownSouth
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Currently winding down the night with a buffalo trace homemade old fashioned as I plan out tomorrow's activities while you baws get ready to work.
They have the pleasure of not having to be around your irritating arse. That’s worth its weight in gold.
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Your wife already mentioned most of this to me while you were off at the gym and out shopping.
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Weird flex for a guy who can’t afford a Tahoe or a riding mower
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