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Man in leopard-print pajamas found with gerbils in his pants.....
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:33 pm
After business break-ins
I just can't. Ohio is truly the Florida of the North.
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police had quite a crime scene on their hands in Columbus, Ohio.
They were called after several businesses were broken into, one of which was a pet store where several animals had been freed.
Columbus police said when they arrived at the Petland store, they found an open door and birds, dogs, rabbits, gerbils, and ferrets, all running free, WCMH reported. Several animals were recovered except for a couple of gerbils, ferrets, and rabbits.
“One day, you’re running after a suspect. The next day, you’re running after ferrets and bunnies,” Sgt. Joe Albert told WBNS
Officers found blood at the scene of the break-ins and eventually found the man they said had entered the businesses. Matthew Pancake was found sleeping near another store and inside his pants, they found gerbils, WBNS and WCMH reported.
WSYX said the pajamas were an onsie and the animals were found in the outfit’s pockets.
The gerbils were not hurt.
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Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:34 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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WSYX said the pajamas were an onsie and the animals were found in the outfit’s pockets.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:35 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Was wondering what Richard Gere was up to these days.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:38 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Fun fact: the German translation of gerbil is rennmaus
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:22 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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Matthew Pancake
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:25 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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Officers found blood at the scene of the break-ins and eventually found the man they said had entered the businesses. Matthew Pancake was found sleeping near another store and inside his pants, they found gerbils, WBNS and WCMH reported.
Wow.
I remember when this country used to be free.
Nowadays a man can’t even run around in an animal costume with marsupials stuffed down his pants.
I guess the Boston Tea Party was all for naught.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:33 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I’ll say this.
The Ohio State Fair in Columbus, OH was the single greatest people watching event that I’ve ever attended, ever. Absolutely amazing.
The Ohio State Fair in Columbus, OH was the single greatest people watching event that I’ve ever attended, ever. Absolutely amazing.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 6:50 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Petland stores need to be demolished anyway. The dogs they have are from puppy mills
This guy is a hero
This guy is a hero
Posted on 7/12/24 at 6:54 am to Proximo
Bad Pancake!
Pancake is facing charges of breaking and entering and vandalism.
Pancake is facing charges of breaking and entering and vandalism.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:07 am to SteelerBravesDawg
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Man in leopard-print pajamas found with gerbils in his pants

Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:12 am to SteelerBravesDawg
I’m here just for the headline
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:18 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Ferrets are awesome
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:56 am to SteelerBravesDawg
How do you sleep with gerbils in your pants?
Posted on 7/12/24 at 10:46 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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This post was edited on 7/12/24 at 10:51 pm
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