More shark attacks

Seagulls are really gvt agents

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The man suffered non-life-threatening injuries and was taken to the hospital for treatment.

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Probably just got nudged, but getting nudged doesn't make for good clicks.

Last time there were this many shark attacks George W Bush flew a couple of 767s into the WTC

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Are sharks discovering that people are tasty and a lot easier to catch than fish and seals?

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It's no secret that fatter animals taste better, so it's no surprise that sharks are feasting on people vacationing in Florida.

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Are sharks discovering that people are tasty and a lot easier to catch than fish and seals?

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Yes, because some humans are just that stupid.

Their ocean, their rules

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Just more people in the sharks natural habitat.

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People stopped fishing for and harvesting sharks for meat or sport in the mid 90's. There's more sharks in nearshore water now as a result. It's not just more people. It used to be if you caught a 6 foot bull shark and strung it up at the dock, you'd get your picture in the paper. Now you get smeared on social media and have hippies try to get you fired from your job.

But sharks are so nice and don’t like going after humans.

This is why I don't like going to the beach. You have about 1000 ways you can die. Also, several other factors like sand in all crevices, stupid crowds, idiot people, and I hate being there after two days.

Need a government program that focuses on more sharks in shallow water.

The government will screw it up and the sharks won’t be in the shallow water.