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Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:54 am to chili pup
Congrats on keeping everyone safe.
We’re all just happy that it didn’t bite you in your huge, gaping vagina.
We’re all just happy that it didn’t bite you in your huge, gaping vagina.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:57 am to X123F45
quote:The more likely truth is, you actually cannot identify snakes.
I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a snake that wasn't venomous.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:08 am to chili pup
quote:1000s times more cats and dogs bite people than snakes - do you also kill every dog or cat you see?
So that MF would not bite anyone? Is that what you're saying?
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:13 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:I personally know 14 people that were bitten by venomous snakes in La…..13 most certainly deserved getting bit. One deserved BOTH bites he got(same snake)
You understand the overwhelming majority of snakebites come from people dicking with snakes, right
The least serious bite was a baby water moccasin (blowing up yet another myth). The most serious - the double biting moccasin
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:01 am to choupiquesushi
Not to mention venomous snakes in LA are VERY rarely fatal...nobody is gonna die before getting medical care unless they were knocking on deaths door to begin with. The biggest cluster frick is actually finding a hospital with the correct antivenom.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:08 am to Antib551
quote:Speaking of that? What is the first phone call? Would one of the nearest ORs know this?
The biggest cluster frick is actually finding a hospital with the correct antivenom.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:40 am to AlxTgr
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Speaking of that? What is the first phone call? Would one of the nearest ORs know this?
Listening to stories of people who got bit has proven to me that US medical system absolutely sucks at medical care for venomous snake bites. And the worst part is that you pay royally for that experience.
If you've been bitten by a venomous snake, go to the ER, and are conscious, you should ask two questions of the doctor: 1. Have you treated a venomous snake bite before? 2. Do you have an established plan for treating a venomous snakebite, both the antivenom phase and the damage phase?
If they can't answer both of those satisfactorily you should tell them to stabilize you with your loading dose of antivenom and then you or a family member should immediately start looking for a better, more prepared hospital. Make sure your family understands this as well.
In many cases of venomous snakebites in the US the treatment, or lack thereof, causes complications, unnecessary damage, and massive medical bills.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:12 am to AlxTgr
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The more likely truth is, you actually cannot identify snakes.
I've been in a crawfish boat since I was still in diapers and have never told a lie on the OB.
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AlxTgr
You're you.
The OB can choose to believe whichever one us they would like.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:16 am to X123F45
quote:It's not a lie if you believe it. Your statement was totally absurd though.
I've been in a crawfish boat since I was still in diapers and have never told a lie on the OB.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:16 am to X123F45
Can we get a few examples of cottonmouths beside water sakes and see who can properly ID them?
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:39 pm to AlxTgr
At this point I'm thinking this is a troll attempt.
Who kills a rat snake, takes a pic, uploads it to the internet, posts it on a board where people know what actual venomous snakes look like, and then crows about what a hero they are for killing a rat snake. THEN comes back and says he hasn't seen a non-venomous snake in forever?
I'm calling bullshite. This is an attempt to fire up the board by acting ignorant. I guess it's entertaining but whatever.
Who kills a rat snake, takes a pic, uploads it to the internet, posts it on a board where people know what actual venomous snakes look like, and then crows about what a hero they are for killing a rat snake. THEN comes back and says he hasn't seen a non-venomous snake in forever?
I'm calling bullshite. This is an attempt to fire up the board by acting ignorant. I guess it's entertaining but whatever.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:12 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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I'm calling bullshite. This is an attempt to fire up the board by acting ignorant. I guess it's entertaining but whatever.
To be fair, he posted it on the OT originally, but it got moved here.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:22 pm to X123F45
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Do you not live in Louisiana?
I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a snake that wasn't venomous.
I see snakes in my yard fairly often but have yet to see a venomous one in 11 years - rat snakes, kings, garters, ribbon, racers.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:34 pm to geauxbrown
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Can we get a few examples of cottonmouths beside water sakes and see who can properly ID them?
here's one I took in a creek on a dog walk last week. My dad says its a watersnake and I say its a cottonmouth.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:35 pm to geauxbrown
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:11 pm to Antib551
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The biggest cluster frick is actually finding a hospital with the correct antivenom.
Naw, pit viper antivenin is pit viper antivenin... and outside of the coral snake, we only have pit vipers.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:31 pm to chili pup
Good lord, what a gaping vagina you are. Hope you only have girls bc your boys would be as big of a puss as you
Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
My thoughts exactly. A real woodsman or outdoorsman can identify snakes. And deal with them. They will avoid biting you if at all possible. Though water moccasins can be pretty aggressive and territorial. Ticks are more of a real problem than snakes. Some people just hate to be reminded that wildlife and nature doesn’t mean park and petting zoos and terrariums.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:41 pm to X123F45
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I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a snake that wasn't venomous.
Just like all titty's are real.
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