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Old man thoughts on tornados and steaks
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:25 am
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:25 am
I'm an old man now. Fought in two wars, two marriages, had 3 retirements and many rough and beautiful miles. (and I still fantasize about handing out arse kickings to those in need!)
Over all these years there are two common things (apart from women) which I feel like an idiot for never really grasping.
#1. Tornado warnings and watches. Just say "Potential for tornados" or "Yup, there is a tornado". (a warning suggests there is one on the way, a watch suggests "watch-out" here comes one!"
#2. Grades of steak. Premium, Prime, Platinum, Choice?? Just describe it like lumber Grade #1 or #2 or #3 or A, B, C etc.
Now get the hell off my lawn unless you need an arse kicking or need advise on something I probably don't know much about, or if you are willing to listen to me ramble about my experiences which may be peppered with slight exaggerations.
Over all these years there are two common things (apart from women) which I feel like an idiot for never really grasping.
#1. Tornado warnings and watches. Just say "Potential for tornados" or "Yup, there is a tornado". (a warning suggests there is one on the way, a watch suggests "watch-out" here comes one!"
#2. Grades of steak. Premium, Prime, Platinum, Choice?? Just describe it like lumber Grade #1 or #2 or #3 or A, B, C etc.
Now get the hell off my lawn unless you need an arse kicking or need advise on something I probably don't know much about, or if you are willing to listen to me ramble about my experiences which may be peppered with slight exaggerations.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:35 am to eatpie
Calm down and go make your oatmeal.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:37 am to eatpie
Thank you for your service
Now go take a nap in your lazy boy
Now go take a nap in your lazy boy
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:40 am to eatpie
Tapioca or Butterscotch pudding for your snack today?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:41 am to eatpie
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 7:36 am
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:48 am to eatpie
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Now get the hell off my lawn unless you need an arse kicking
Let’s check knuckles paw-paw
J.K. I agree with everything you posted.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:57 am to eatpie
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2. Grades of steak. Premium, Prime, Platinum, Choice?? Just describe it like lumber Grade #1 or #2 or #3 or A, B, C etc.
Doesn't matter, which ever one you like the best.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 6:58 am to eatpie
How would you rank the strip clubs in your area?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:14 am to eatpie
I read your post in the "Everybody Wear Sunscreen" song voice from the 90s.
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:10 am to eatpie
Have a seat and eat pie, pops. Life must have been really tough for you if you were hung up on those things.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:11 am to eatpie
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had 3 retirements
I can't figure out if I pity you or envy you for this.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:40 am to eatpie
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#1. Tornado warnings and watches. Just say "Potential for tornados" or "Yup, there is a tornado". (a warning suggests there is one on the way, a watch suggests "watch-out" here comes one!"
Right or wrong, I judge people harshly who seem incapable of understanding this simple concept.
Sorry, not sorry.
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