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Lori Lightfoot hired to investigate "worst mayor in America" - getting paid $400/hr
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:02 pm
This is headed for certain disaster

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The Village of Dolton in Illinois voted Monday to hire former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot as a "Special Investigator" to look into Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard.
Starting Tuesday, Lightfoot will be paid $400 an hour to gather information on Henyard’s alleged spending and finance mismanagement as well as "any state and federal violations."
Henyard has been accused of misdeeds ranging from weaponizing police in retaliatory business raids to spending taxpayer money on luxuries like traveling to Las Vegas. Last month, Henyard reportedly vetoed the board’s resolution to probe her spending over purported misuse of funds.
While the FBI has allegedly already begun to investigate Henyard for purportedly misusing her local police force, the board’s resolution had called for the FBI to do further investigation into her spending of the town’s money.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:03 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Thought this was about Latoya
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:04 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Can’t believe this isn’t satire.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:05 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I didn’t say Beetlejuice thrice.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:05 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
In other news, Kayshon Boutte hired to find illegal gambling rings
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:06 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
They hired OJ to find the real killers.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:06 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
More leftist bullshite which is designed to make us all feel like we’re taking crazy pills and to discourage and alienate us.
I’m other words, “no way that shite’s real”.
I’m other words, “no way that shite’s real”.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:07 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
How the frick does this happen lol
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:07 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
let me save the good people of the OT and the Village of Dolton some time....white people did it.
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:09 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Lori is going to suggest some more programs to bolster community trust with their mayor.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:10 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
This is like hiring the head of the Aryan Brotherhood to investigate anti semitism
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:10 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
why do mayors in these urban hell holes what they're city to crumble
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:11 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
To find counterfeit money, you don't study all the fakes as there are too many. You study the original.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:13 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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This is like hiring the head of the Aryan Brotherhood to investigate anti semitism
The AB is the least racial white prison gang there is.
There color is literally green and a Jew is the current boss who is in the hole at ADX.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:14 pm to Klark Kent
This is peak Chicago
Dolton: What are your qualifications to lead this investigation of the worst mayor in the nation?
Beetlejuice: I was the worst mayor in the nation a few years ago, I know how she works.
Dolton: You're hired!
ETA:
Beetlejuice: I've got a guy just up the street in Chicago who's top 10, I can bring him in if we need to level up even more.

Dolton: What are your qualifications to lead this investigation of the worst mayor in the nation?
Beetlejuice: I was the worst mayor in the nation a few years ago, I know how she works.
Dolton: You're hired!
ETA:
Beetlejuice: I've got a guy just up the street in Chicago who's top 10, I can bring him in if we need to level up even more.
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:14 pm to bayoutiger225
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Can’t believe this isn’t satire.
To be fair, Lori is more than qualified to sniff out bad mayors
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:17 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I posted this on the PoliBoard, but I'm going to stick up for Lori here.
She made her name as an attorney investigating corruption in Chicago, and she stepped on a lot of toes doing it. She clashed with the teacher's union, city council, and Pritzker, which is why people initially liked her, but is also why she's no longer mayor.
No question, Lori was an awful mayor, but she's back in her element now as an attorney, and I believe she'll try to bring this bitch Henyard down.
She made her name as an attorney investigating corruption in Chicago, and she stepped on a lot of toes doing it. She clashed with the teacher's union, city council, and Pritzker, which is why people initially liked her, but is also why she's no longer mayor.
No question, Lori was an awful mayor, but she's back in her element now as an attorney, and I believe she'll try to bring this bitch Henyard down.
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:17 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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This is headed for certain entertainment
FIFY
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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How the frick does this happen lol
Progressive fraternity.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:27 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Lightfoot will be paid $400 an hour
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alleged spending
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finance mismanagement
Nobody gonna find nuffin.
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