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Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:15 am
Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:15 am
Today in History: March 31
1282 The great massacre of the French in Sicily The Sicilian Vespers comes to an end.
1776 Abigail Adams writes to husband John that women are "determined to foment a rebellion" if the new Declaration of Independence fails to guarantee their rights.
1836 The first monthly installment of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens is published in London.
1880 The first electric street lights ever installed by a municipality are turned on in Wabash, Indiana.
1889 The Eiffel Tower in Paris officially opens on the Left Bank as part of the Exhibition of 1889.
1916 General John Pershing and his army rout Pancho Villa's army in Mexico.
1917 The United States purchases the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million.
1918 Daylight Savings Time goes into effect throughout the United States for the first time.
1949 Winston Churchill declares that the A-bomb was the only thing that kept the Soviet Union from taking over Europe.
1958 US Navy forms atomic submarine division
2013 2 people die from bird flu (type H7N9) in China
2021 US President Joe Biden overturns Trump's restrictions on transgender people serving in the armed forces
2023 Large storm system crosses the mid US from Mississippi and Alabama to Illinois and Wisconsin, unleashing numerous tornadoes and leaving at least 32 dead
Born on March 31
1596 René Descartes, French philosopher and scientist.
1854 Sir Dugald Clerk, inventor of the two-stroke motorcycle engine.
1948 Al Gore, Vice President to President William J. Clinton (1993-2001).
JOTD
A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute
and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 5:25 am
Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:21 am to Armymann50
Morning and happy Easter
Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:27 am to Armymann50
Morning everyone.
Another pretty day ahead in NELA. Hope everyone gets out and enjoys their Easter however they celebrate.
Another pretty day ahead in NELA. Hope everyone gets out and enjoys their Easter however they celebrate.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:31 am to Armymann50
Morning all from St. Maarten.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:05 am to Armymann50
Morning everyone. Happy Easter.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:26 am to Sidicous
quote:
enjoys their Easter however they celebrate.
living on day at a time
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:58 am to Armymann50
Happy Easter Sunday Humans
Hope y’all have a very nice day.
Hope y’all have a very nice day.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:09 am to Bullfrog
morning gang and Blessed Easter Sunday...
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:22 am to farad
Morning and happy Easter to all with the exceptions of the two attempted hit piece reporters and the UCLA WBB coach…
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