OT board is too Reddit feminine/gay for me.

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Elon Musketeer

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Your name is literally simping for a billionaire, but yes, the OT is the gay one here

I'm maga af but i will never again live sans bidet

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I’m maga af but i will never again live sans bidet

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I often give people this example. If your car is caked with mud, do you wipe it with a dry paper towel or do you spray it with water?

looks like another fbi getting started

No lie mate.

I’m in absolute love with my bidet. I don’t know how I lived pre bidet…I don’t want to think about it…I was like a wild dirty animal, never fully clean.

Now I’m washed and spic n span after every toilet use. You could eat dinner off my crotch. In fact, I recommend it.

The wife loves it too, especially during that time of the month. She’s fresh and clean no matter the date on the calendar.

My throne room:

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No lie mate.

I’m in absolute love with my bidet. I don’t know how I lived pre bidet…I don’t want to think about it…I was like a wild dirty animal, never fully clean.

Now I’m washed and spic n span after every toilet use. You could eat dinner off my crotch. In fact, I recommend it.

The wife loves it too, especially during that time of the month. She’s fresh and clean no matter the date on the calendar.

My throne room:

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This is an A+ post.

Upvote forthwith.

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who puts on fake tanner every day

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Shut your whore mouth. He puts on magnificent orange bastard glow and it’s multiple times per day

You can't even handle horseradish, stfu, newb.

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a terrible fricking analogy

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Explain yourself, polar bear.