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re: Is it weird to fantasize about prison

Posted on 3/8/24 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28763 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

What prison does so well is it separates the men from the girls. If you can’t get out, get even.
Did you take any prison cock when you were in?

Nevermind.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7651 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 12:03 am to
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They use to bring you down to skid row, show the lethal injection table, show the barracks where you have absolutely no privacy and will likely get gang raped, show you where you will plow fields in the Louisiana summers, and where you can sign up to get run over by a bull with no compensation.

This statement reminded me why I don't be doin crimes as a Louisiana resident.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9663 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 12:03 am to
I can give a few ideas if that's wgat you want to do
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16002 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 12:11 am to
Yes
Posted by Bbobalou
Where the action is.
Member since Oct 2012
5107 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 12:39 am to
There is a lot of misconceptions in that post.

Food may be better for you but is quite bland.

Medical treatment? Are you kidding? Bare minimum.

Dental? Gtfo.

Sex? Same sex sex. Sure.
Posted by Nelson Biederman IV
New York, NY
Member since Apr 2014
531 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 12:42 am to
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Is it weird to fantasize about prison


Not for a dude named

quote:

Thickjuicypeach
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 1:15 am to
I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's arse the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
2259 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 4:44 am to
Haha. This post is so dark and clearly made by a very drunk person. But I love it.

And yes it’s fricking weird. I’ve never been to prison but I’m sure it sucks. I’m sure I personally wouldn’t last a day.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30392 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:08 am to
quote:

I can give a few ideas if that's wgat you want to do

DO uppercut a guy as hard as you can the first moment you walk out on the yard.

DON’T drop the soap in the shower.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20350 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:13 am to
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Louisiana education actually makes you go to frickin Angola for a field trip

My school was going there for a field trip. Field trips weren’t mandatory, you were able to decline. I said no and took a pass on that one.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17315 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:23 am to
Told before: when I lived in Memphis an older friend had spent a significant amount of time locked up in Shelby County Penal Farm and worked in the kitchen. Told tales of the frozen food (the “Farm” part at least used to be accurate. Like Angola SCPF was surrounded by fields that the inmates worked).

He said the eggs were frozen in the shell and they would use the ovens to thaw them. Said the oldest eggs were dated 44 years old at the time he thawed them.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
13108 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:00 am to
Took a tour through angola and ate at their cafeteria as part of it, the food was actually pretty good
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79144 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:06 am to
Ask me how I know you are a Democrat.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7624 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:15 am to
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Dental? Gtfo.


They did have a famous LSU football graduate providing dental services there for several years after he served time for a counterfeiting scheme.


You may have known him, Billy Cannon.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64948 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:29 am to
quote:

Thickjuicypeach


Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13243 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:36 am to
quote:

The food is bad in prison.


I’d imagine it’s pretty good compared to the sex.
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
1856 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 10:16 am to
Are you talking about a conjugal visit or with your cell mate?
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1739 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 10:34 am to
You sound gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10232 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 10:36 am to
When I get in the shower I often think about how bad it would suck to take cold showers all the time in a freezing cold prison.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5186 posts
Posted on 3/9/24 at 10:38 am to
This feels like it's been posted before. Is this like the depressed dude thats always posting the same shite every few months under a different name.
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