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re: 2 intermissions during SOTU? Seriously?
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:10 am to GhostOfFreedom
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:10 am to GhostOfFreedom
I wonder how much they are going to juice Biden up for the SOTU speech. Given how little of his mind is still there, if they over-juice him it could kill him.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:13 am to Auburn1968
Doesn't he usually do pretty well when he's juiced up and every word is telepromted? And how did he do the last SOTU? I didn't watch it.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:15 am to GhostOfFreedom
If this is true, it's just more proof this is all a movie and this is not for the intelligent people who were either never asleep or have recently been awakened, but for the millions of dumbasses still asleep, like the ones that voted for pedojoe on Super Tuesday.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:15 am to Auburn1968
I imagine he is currently in a drug induced coma in a hyperbaric chamber.
They will awake him a couple hours before the speech and start pumping him full of drugs. His eyes will appear black because pupils will be the size of a dinner plate.
They will awake him a couple hours before the speech and start pumping him full of drugs. His eyes will appear black because pupils will be the size of a dinner plate.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:17 am to GhostOfFreedom
Has there ever been intermissions before and why?
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:19 am to Prominentwon
Reddy puss must be so proud.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:21 am to GhostOfFreedom
Hey, a diaper can only hold so much shite
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:26 am to Prominentwon
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Has there ever been intermissions before and why?
No. Just intermissions for long applauses. They are not planning to have anyone clap tonight and need breaks to fill the 75 min speech
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to GhostOfFreedom
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2 intermissions during SOTU? Seriously?
Gotta give time for the other two dementia brained body-doubles to get some screen time or else they will start throwing their pudding at the hired help.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to coachcrisp
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is he peeing?
No. They have had enough time with him now, to have detailed records and data that show exactly how long the uppers last before he needs another dose, and how long it takes before the next dose kicks in.
Honestly, this is elder abuse. But unlike any other scenario where there's obvious elder abuse, I'm not bothered by this at all.
GOD only knows what alchemical concoction of Amphetamines/Adderall and whatever else they're shooting into this man just to keep him upright and awake for 15 minutes at a time. It's sad to watch, but at the same time it's an emotional contradiction because I mostly don't feel bad for him. The only part that kinda does make me feel bad is that Biden doesn't even remember all the horrible shite he's done throughout his half-century political career of fleecing taxpayers and selling America down the river to our geopolitical arch rivals.
If they seriously do two separate intermissions (completely unprecedented) during this thing, it's going to give Tucker and Trump both ample time for rebuttal on their platforms before the speech is even over.
Are the dims seriously going to ride this sinking ship all the way down??? There's no way they're not ready right now to install Newsom. There's no way. Biden's brain is oatmeal.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:41 am to GhostOfFreedom
It's satire, but the line between a joke and reality is far too blurred to enjoy the joke.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:44 am to roadGator
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Reddy puss must be so proud
“Yes, I am proud. This is a very intelligent move and long overdue. Research shows that taking breaks increases productivity and motivates people to listen better. Given the complex issues to be discussed at the State of the Union, it makes perfect sense to include multiple breaks. I’m proud that Biden is the first to make this improvement in our function of government. You’re just so stupid that you can’t understand the truth about how intermissions work.”
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:50 am to GhostOfFreedom
Curious if they might have coordinated with liberal media to tout how great he’s doing during these breaks.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:56 am to LuckyTiger
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Yes, I am proud. This is a very intelligent move and long overdue. Research shows that taking breaks increases productivity and motivates people to listen better. Given the complex issues to be discussed at the State of the Union, it makes perfect sense to include multiple breaks. I’m proud that Biden is the first to make this improvement in our function of government. You’re just so stupid that you can’t understand the truth about how intermissions work.”
Oh my.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:03 pm to GhostOfFreedom
If it's on Twitter, it must be true
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:04 pm to Kjnstkmn
Joe's Amphetamines must have a very short operational window.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:09 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Reminds me of the Star Trek episode where the Federation "observer" brought order to the planet by emulating Nazi Germany, and then his lieutenant drugged him and piped in his speeches while he was on TV.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:11 pm to udtiger
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Reminds me of the Star Trek episode where the Federation "observer" brought order to the planet by emulating Nazi Germany, and then his lieutenant drugged him and piped in his speeches while he was on TV.
I'm sure they have many mechanics on board to tinker with the empty suit.
I just pray to God that old dipshit goes off script. I would even watch for that.
Hell, I would purchase it on PPV If I knew he didnt have a script.
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