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re: Chile decides to highlight an all-women SWAT team for international competition
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:20 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:20 pm to PsychTiger
quote:
Things women won't do alone:
1. Go to the bathroom
2. Ziplines
Things women shouldn't do together:
SWAT Team
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:22 pm to MikeD
quote:
Zip lining is definitely a good benchmark for SWAT team evaluation
If you cant zip line worth a shite, you don't belong on patrol duty, much less SWAT
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:31 pm to tiggerthetooth
Is this who's coming to smash the patriarchy... I'm just wondering cause if so I won't wait up
Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:57 pm to IT_Dawg
them using the nets to fish out all their weapons the announcer makes this video so much better
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:05 pm to tiggerthetooth
The world is literally built and maintained by men. Feminists have no idea how truly helpless they are. All their rights are enforced and given by men.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 6:42 am to Sofaking2
quote:
The world is literally built and maintained by men. Feminists have no idea how truly helpless they are. All their rights are enforced and given by men.
This comment is harsh, politically incorrect and 100% true.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:08 am to MikeD
If they can't do that what can they do?
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:18 am to JoeNelson
quote:Scroll down on X and there is one posted. No issues getting across.
I need to see an all man team to see how easily they cross a zip line
This post was edited on 2/6/24 at 8:19 am
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:21 am to tiggerthetooth
This might top the video of the girls basketball game where they miss about 15 layups in a row.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:25 am to tiggerthetooth
I was waiting to hear "Right, you are, Ken"
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:41 am to JoeNelson
quote:
I need to see an all man team to see how easily they cross a zip line
Scroll down in the comments a little ways. Several people posted men's teams doing it with ease. The judges by the water don't even get up. They just watch them go right on by.
Reference video
This post was edited on 2/6/24 at 8:46 am
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:43 am to Eighteen
quote:
the announcer makes this video so much better
"Ohh! It's all gone horribly wrong!"
It's like a real life Monty Python sketch.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:22 pm to MikeD
quote:
Zip lining is definitely a good benchmark for SWAT team evaluation
Well, given it's at the beginning, I think it's meant to be a basic physical fitness challenge.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I wish I would have seen the rest of theirs. Part of the challenge is carrying one member back and zip lining back across with the "injured" team member.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:28 pm to Jcorye1
quote:
think it's meant to be a basic physical fitness challenge.
What’s funny is their dead hang time was actually pretty impressive, especially in full gear. It was their mental strategy that failed and then they just fricking panicked
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
One of the funniest things I ever saw was Shreveport PD SWAT attempting to beat Caddo SO SWAT at the Shreveport academy assaulting over the fence and into the next door grave yard. They were using that vehicle you see on the left against the wall in that video to run the vehicle up to the fence, drop that ramp over it and assault over it and down into the cemetery. Caddo had been using the thing for awhile so they were pretty good at it, but Shreveport came in with an attitude and decided they were gonna show them a few things about how to be a SWAT team crossing a fence.
Now this was during the winter and it was one of those really freaking cold days you'll get in Shreveport every now and then but for one of the biggest meatheads on SHV SWAT this was literally T-shirt weather. Everybody else was freazing but not this dude. He's too tough for cold. Roids don't care about the cold! Yeah he was that dude. And he was turning blue.
So Caddo got set up on the vehicle, drove it up real fast once the clock started, dropped the ramp, went down it in a stick and set up behind the gavestones. They did a great job. So now it's Shreveport's turn.
They back the truck up, get everyone in position, peel the frick out and almost knock down the fence stopping, drop the ramp and the stick starts hauling arse down the expanded metal ramp. And then one of them went down.
Then they all went down. And they rolled in a pile down that ramp and into the graveyard. Submachine guns flying around on tethers. Blood flying from the blue guy because he didn't have anything on his arms when he hit the ramp and started grinding under the pile down it.
So they hit the ground and started trying to make the best of it but the tethers on the smg's were all tangled up so they were not only unable to get their gun back in the fight, but some of them were now tied to each other.
It took them a minute to sort it out while everyone there was damn near pissing themselves laughing at them.
Now this was during the winter and it was one of those really freaking cold days you'll get in Shreveport every now and then but for one of the biggest meatheads on SHV SWAT this was literally T-shirt weather. Everybody else was freazing but not this dude. He's too tough for cold. Roids don't care about the cold! Yeah he was that dude. And he was turning blue.
So Caddo got set up on the vehicle, drove it up real fast once the clock started, dropped the ramp, went down it in a stick and set up behind the gavestones. They did a great job. So now it's Shreveport's turn.
They back the truck up, get everyone in position, peel the frick out and almost knock down the fence stopping, drop the ramp and the stick starts hauling arse down the expanded metal ramp. And then one of them went down.
Then they all went down. And they rolled in a pile down that ramp and into the graveyard. Submachine guns flying around on tethers. Blood flying from the blue guy because he didn't have anything on his arms when he hit the ramp and started grinding under the pile down it.
So they hit the ground and started trying to make the best of it but the tethers on the smg's were all tangled up so they were not only unable to get their gun back in the fight, but some of them were now tied to each other.
It took them a minute to sort it out while everyone there was damn near pissing themselves laughing at them.
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