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US marshals lure fugitive killer of Texas cyclist out of hiding with yoga ad (bonus WYHI)

Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18432 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:02 pm
The original murder made it to the OT, here's an update:
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US authorities have revealed that they captured the convicted killer of the professional cyclist Anna Moriah Wilson with a clever ruse: by placing an advertisement on social media purportedly seeking a yoga instructor, which in turn lured the fugitive out of hiding.

Investigators with the US Marshals Service came up with the ad idea while on an international manhunt for Kaitlin Armstrong, a former yoga instructor who had fled to Costa Rica after killing the 25-year-old Wilson in May 2022 in Austin, Texas, according to newly released information on the case reported on Sunday by the CBS News show 48 Hours.


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Armstrong evaded authorities for a month and a half by using her sister’s passport to fly to Costa Rica. She assumed several fake identities and underwent plastic surgery to change her appearance.


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Investigators even enlisted a female operative to take local yoga classes with the hopes of spotting Armstrong, a yoga enthusiast. But police were unable to locate her.

In a last ditch effort, US investigators posted an advertisement looking for a yoga teacher on Facebook.

“Just saying, hey, we’re at this hostel, we’re looking for a yoga instructor as soon as possible. Please contact us at this number,” Fernandez told CBS of the advertisement.

After nearly a week of no responses, Armstrong reached out saying she was interested in the job.

Police arrested Armstrong after confirming she had indeed been the one to respond to the ad, and they extradited her back to Texas to face charges.


Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43369 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:04 pm to
Moron count.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43795 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:04 pm to
I'd sign up for prison yoga classes she will be teaching in the future
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30620 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:05 pm to
Would risk it for the biscuit
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66288 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:05 pm to
I'd like to see her Camel pose before committing....

This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43164 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:05 pm to
U.S. Marshals be like:

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53545 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:11 pm to
Looks like carrot top
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
3776 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:18 pm to
The pics u posted are of her pre-plastic surgery.. she had plastic surgery while on the run .. i think most of us would decline the ‘after’ pics, even though it’s a mugshot, she looks much worse in my most humble opinion .. on my phone so cant post pic atm




ETA here ya go

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This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7336 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:22 pm to
Looney Tunes arse shite.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
50146 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by rundmcrun
Member since Jan 2024
300 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:25 pm to
Gets plastic surgery, leaves hair exactly like it was.

Posted by jclem11
Neoliberal Shill
Member since Nov 2011
7959 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:26 pm to
She is doing a 90-year bid and is not eligible for parole until 2052-07-03.
Posted by BilbeauTBaggins
probably stuck in traffic
Member since May 2021
4923 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:51 pm to
Was it the US Marshals using a fake event for a fake organization? Or was it actually the US Marshals saying THEY needed a yoga instructor?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81065 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

bonus WYHI
Not even remotely legit
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
34981 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:54 pm to
This was on Dateline a couple of weeks ago. Very crazy story
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
16033 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 1:55 pm to
Something about yoga brings out the crazy.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79516 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 2:03 pm to
It's absolutely sickening that all you degenerates would degrade yourself to consider boinking a murderer just because she's a hot yoga instructor. Have you no humanity? Have you no shame? What kind of savages are you? I feel so dirty I have to go take a shower!

*discretely googles Texas conjugal visit laws...
Posted by Ray Ray Rodman
Florida
Member since Mar 2005
17654 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 2:13 pm to
Cops lie to you = Good.
You lie to cops = You go to jail.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20648 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 2:16 pm to
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a case that sent investigators on a 43-day international search for the killer


This chick couldn't even last 2 months without falling for a trick.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19283 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 5:35 pm to

Conjugal Visit yoga... yes!
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