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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
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Sorry you married a whore.


Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35334 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:44 am to
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Heisman U

Incel alert!
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4369 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:49 am to
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No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


Probably best your genes don't make it any further.
Posted by RodFarva
Spurbury, Vermont
Member since Jun 2015
577 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:53 am to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.


Sounds like you’re not qualified to tell people what to do. Sorry you got your heart broke!
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57538 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:54 am to
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Not married. No kids.


Not exactly surprised after reading that OP
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94863 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:56 am to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


Your life sounds fulfilling. Your legacy when you're gone will be "fricked a bunch of whores". I'd say they should carve that into your headstone but it sounds like there won't be anyone who cares enough about you to do it.
Posted by denhamtiger
Denham Springs
Member since Jan 2014
669 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:14 pm to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.



Sounds like you’re going to be a grumpy lonely individual!
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59216 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:18 pm to
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No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


That isn’t a flex.
Posted by Saul_Goodman
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2023
341 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:31 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.
Congratulations?
Posted by thefodgather
Member since Jan 2024
108 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:48 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


You have zero qualification to give advice on marriage, children, or parenting. Sit down and shut the hell up.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66011 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:50 pm to
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No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.
Best news of this thread.

It’s addition by subtraction:

The planet’s stock improves upon your DNA’s extinction.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24124 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:53 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


Enjoy dying a lonely old man.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80148 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:19 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


This is the post of a guy who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison if he had a fistful of blank pardons.
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:19 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


I get the feeling you're not gonna have any problems with that.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12076 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:38 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.



Vasectomy could ensure your wishes.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10326 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:55 pm to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.
Don’t worry, it will.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3427 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 4:51 pm to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.


I’ve got some good news for you.
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