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Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:09 am to L.A.
This baffles me for two reasons:
1. clams usually close when you swim near them because fish nibble on their mantles so any disturbance or shadows and they close up
2. what idiot doesn't know how tight a bivalve can close when it decides to It is why you can just open an oyster with your fingers.
1. clams usually close when you swim near them because fish nibble on their mantles so any disturbance or shadows and they close up
2. what idiot doesn't know how tight a bivalve can close when it decides to It is why you can just open an oyster with your fingers.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:24 am to redstick13
Holding the clam still, this sounds like clam rape-rape. It fought back the only way it could.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:28 am to wallowinit
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Is something wrong with that dudes face?
The face picture is from 2015. It was a kid that was bitten on the face by a cottonmouth he was harassing. In Florida of course.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:36 am to Amazing Moves
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Can you get one of those at the pet store?
Yes, yes you can, Just go in and ask to see their Tridacna clams. They wear pretty dresses if that is you thing. You will need a reef tank with good water quality and excellent lighting to keep them alive but money should not be an object if that is your fetish.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:47 am to L.A.
That shite is fake. One quick google search shows this was from a satire site and the swollen guy was a pic from a guy bit by a snake.
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 5:47 am
Posted on 12/13/23 at 5:50 am to L.A.
Clam is undefeated.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:05 am to Havoc
God clam, what was he thinking ?!?!
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:08 am to L.A.
He dived doing what he loved.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:11 am to L.A.
Could have been worse they find him drowned with him still attached to clam by his penis. Remember boys those clams are undefeated. 
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:23 am to mattchewbocca
He tapped that clams arse.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:29 am to Obtuse1
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This baffles me for two reasons: 1. clams usually close when you swim near them because fish nibble on their mantles so any disturbance or shadows and they close up 2. what idiot doesn't know how tight a bivalve can close when it decides to It is why you can just open an oyster with your fingers.
I'm baffled you didn't pick up on the fact that this didn't really happen.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:32 am to L.A.
“Dude couldn’t find the pearl with a map.” - unsatisfied clams
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:34 am to L.A.
I have seen bigger clams in the Quad
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:39 am to L.A.
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This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 6:40 am
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:52 am to L.A.
You know that pervert was shitting himself when he realized his junk was stuck and he was going to need medical help.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 6:53 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Don't care. Had sex
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:10 am to wallowinit
Clam whooped his arse for not calling the next morning.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:17 am to Jorts R Us
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I'm baffled you didn't pick up on the fact that this didn't really happen
No shite, there are several of them in here
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:22 am to L.A.
If only his name had been, Howard Johnson!
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