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Is there a way to short Realtors?

Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:21 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
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Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:21 am
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52965 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:23 am to
Every unemployable airhead I know has tried becoming a real estate agent.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17272 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:23 am to
are we talking lenght of penis?
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25961 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:24 am to
this makes me very happy in the most petty way possible
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26590 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:26 am to
They are in the same bucket as personal injury lawyers. Way too many and it's all marketing
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12425 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:28 am to
Realtors are worthless. Had some lady talk me into all the cosmetic upgrades when the market was on fire. In the time it took to do her recommended, full proof upgrades, the rates rise 3x and I prob lost out on quite a bit of buyers bidding over asking. Then had to pay the bitch 6%.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8082 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:37 am to
The best realtors are the cheapest realtors because they all suck. Just get my listings on MLS and forward me emails.

I’ve used dozens. The best I have used was a dude that worked for 1% (+2.5% for buyers agent).

Paying an extra 2 or 3% to have eye candy isn’t worth it.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35572 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:44 am to
"help me get this house sold"


frick you, come to my job and give me a hand
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97805 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:52 am to
My bartender just told me a couple weeks ago she is now a realtor….told her great timing
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45960 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 8:57 am to
My niece graduated from TCU in 2018. She has not worked since then. She lived a very well taken care of life by her parents. No need to work.

She decided she was bored, and got her real estate license. She is very well connected in the Park City, UT area. Just listed a friend's parent's home, then sold it to another friend's parents. It was her first home. $7.8 million. Her cut of the commission is over $400k.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10985 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Is there a way to short Realtors?


Stop hiring tall ones





Here’s a famous one:

This post was edited on 12/11/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10275 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 9:11 am to
EXPI

you’re late though
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20078 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 10:03 am to
Start an inflation proof pyramid scheme with an application fee
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120002 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 1:07 pm to
All you do is pay a fee and you can be a realtor, right?
Posted by Jenious
Member since Apr 2020
424 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 1:49 pm to
My favorite realtor is the big titty one in Baton Rouge
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98667 posts
Posted on 12/11/23 at 3:33 pm to
My realtor isn't very tall but way to short is a bit much.
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