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re: Meet Lisa Sparks - Guinness Record Holder

Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:02 pm to
She's couldn't bang just 81 more to make it an even 1000?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10476 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:25 pm to
What is the men's current gangbang record and how do I attempt to beat it?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12914 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:26 pm to
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What is the men's current gangbang record and how do I attempt to beat it?

Soccer or Aggie board.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9671 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:29 pm to
gross
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:33 pm to
I'd presume there were 81 guys that had the even the briefest moment of self-reflection and removed themselves from the salami line.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3799 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:33 pm to
I wonder what type of degree is required to excel in this field.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 6:35 pm to
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I can't imagine the walk of shame the 919th guy had to do after waiting 12 hours to pork a porn star for 45 seconds.


I was sorta hungry and tired of standing around, but I soldiered on.
Posted by BondJamesBond
Too Far from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2011
364 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 7:30 pm to
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intercourse with 919 men over a period of 12 hours.


I imagine that kept the fluff girls rather busy.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1482 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 7:38 pm to
And for an encore, she did but stuff with a few dozen just for fun.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4387 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 7:55 pm to
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I can't imagine the walk of shame the 919th guy had to do after waiting 12 hours to pork a porn star for 45 seconds.


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4562 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:02 pm to
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how do I attempt to beat it?



Run backwards bottomless at an Elton John concert
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8260 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:03 pm to
I'll bet her daddy is proud
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37320 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:07 pm to
Assuming an average 6 in, that’s over 459 feet of dick.

Over 150 yards of schlong, 1.5 football fields worth
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16034 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:08 pm to
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Her parents must be so proud.


I’d be surprised if she ever knew her parents and vice versa.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14242 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:14 pm to
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Bet that shite smells heavenly.
It’ll wash.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:18 pm to
I can't imagine the type of guys they found willing to participate.
Posted by Norseman22
Member since Oct 2023
22 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:18 pm to
I second that but for different reasons. For the math to work all participants needed to be at “full attention” when their number was called, got in and got out with no issues. Where the hell were they lined up? Nobody got stage fright?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71975 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:25 pm to
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I second that but for different reasons. For the math to work all participants needed to be at “full attention” when their number was called, got in and got out with no issues. Where the hell were they lined up? Nobody got stage fright?

It's for show. You got a wet noodle just dangle it around her hole for your 45 seconds then get the frick out of the way.
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
529 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:26 pm to
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So wait, there was someone else in the room who did 898?

I wonder if any of them double dipped?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20466 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:29 pm to
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For the math to work all participants needed to be at “full attention” when their number was called, got in and got out with no issues. Where the hell were they lined up?


As the poster above said, they must have needed fluff girls to get things to attention.
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