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re: Max Johnson and Jaylen Henderson collect secondhand sex toys

Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:55 am to
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17891 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:55 am to
quote:

For those dumbasses making stupid comments below, understand what you are commenting on before you tell us to get over Max Johnson being gone


Wait what butthurt shite is this? I thought this was going to be the fun weekly qb bash thread, and instead it's just you up in your feelings. Upvote revoked. Max is gone, get over it.
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17891 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Do you even know what the frick we are talking about on here?


I don't think you do.
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17891 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:59 am to
quote:

This is literally a fun opposing QB thread that starts every week. You’re supposed to add on something goofy, not berate the OP.


It started out that way, then just ended up with OP getting oversensitive about the responses. You don't start this thread then call everyone out. That's not "goofy."
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 8:00 am
Posted by YeauxTigers
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Dec 2007
959 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:03 am to
Max and Jaylen (with an e btw) put ketchup in their gumbo and eat it cold with a fork.

Rant, some version of this is what this thread is looking for!
Posted by tiger109
1,378,962 post read
Member since Dec 2008
696 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:10 am to
Max Johnson counts every down but still can't find the 12th man.
Posted by Islandboy777
DAUPHIN ISLAND
Member since Jul 2023
1217 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:19 am to
Max throws toilet
paper in the urinal.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2381 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:09 am to
Max Johnson & Jaylen Henderson fight over the turkey wing tips at Thanksgiving

(Had to fix that e)
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 9:10 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29753 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:57 am to
good call, OP updated
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24451 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 10:02 am to
Jimbo Fisher puts tomatoes in his gumbo.......wait a minute. Never mind.
Posted by TigerKnights
Member since Jun 2011
3277 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:03 pm to
Max is injured. Maybe leave him off your stupid post.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
4627 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:35 pm to
Given the choice between Ginger and Mary Ann




Max chooses the Japanese sailor

Posted by Superfluous Tiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
669 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:02 pm to
Max Johnson (et al) sneaks up behind other players in the locker room, covers their eyes and says, “guess who?”
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 10:39 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99601 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:21 pm to
Jaylen Henderson assures Max Johnson that 4 inches really is "Max".
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29753 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:20 pm to

Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26447 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:23 pm to
That remains Max Johnson's magnum opus!

More plays like that in 2021 and Oueax might still be a Tiger
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9732 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:51 pm to
Max Johnson massages Jaylen Henderson’s wiener.
Posted by LSUBS88
Member since Sep 2010
896 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 6:15 am to
Max Johnson always thought his name spoke volumes, until the girls at Lsu started a rumor that he was really Min Johnson. So he left for Aggie land where he could feel more comfortable.

Posted by whoyodaddy
Ono Island
Member since Nov 2011
560 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 7:03 am to
quote:

Max Johnson and Jaylen Henderson collect secondhand sex toys……


Used ON Dameyune Craig!
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1147 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 8:41 am to
When Max Johnson heard “the 12th man” was on the field, he took himself out of the game, fearful of a penalty.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64797 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:13 am to
Maybe leave him off your stupid post.

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