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A couple dad jokes to start your day

Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:27 am
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13452 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:27 am
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese With Her Spoon


I told someone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I was raisin awareness
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81069 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:30 am to
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam
Posted by Crescent Connection
Lafayette/Nola
Member since Jun 2008
2040 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:32 am to
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
4057 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:34 am to
What is a Turkey’s preferred ringtone?


Wing wing…….wing wing
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:35 am to
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Posted by LSUTIGRE
Walker
Member since Sep 2006
819 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:35 am to
from the radio this morning...

what do you get when cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?

an animal in a BAAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOOD
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105567 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:37 am to
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
1181 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:42 am to
What do you call a flock of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47991 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:43 am to
My mom always said I loved alphabet soup, but she was just putting words in my mouth
Posted by NEALCD
Member since Feb 2019
222 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:45 am to
Taking notes. Always have joke time with my 6 year old. Even though her jokes make no sense it’s still fun. Hopefully have a few new ones to tell after school.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6475 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:46 am to
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119686 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:54 am to
What do you call a 350 pound lesbian?

Bush hog.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119686 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:57 am to
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?

Art.

In your mailbox?

Bill.

On your front porch?

Matt.

In the deep end of your pool?

Bob.

And finally, with a short temper?

Kurt.
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
248 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:14 am to
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging above a window?

Kurt n Rod
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3511 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:15 am to
Have you heard about the new broom that just came out?




Yea, it's sweeping the nation.
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
298 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:18 am to
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Shorty's growing a beard!
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
2011 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:19 am to
did you hear about the bar on the moon?

great selection, no atmosphere.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96932 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:56 am to
Why are cats good at video games?

Because they start with nine lives.
Posted by Butterfinger1
Member since Apr 2015
56 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:04 am to
What's the best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29419 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:06 am to
What board game is popular in Prague?

Czechers
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