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Kelce/Swift baby would result in economic boom

Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:22 pm
Posted by RidiculousHype
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2007
10530 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:22 pm
according to this guy

quote:

if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79589 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:23 pm to
This actually would not surprise me
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2430 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to
Will it result in a boom of legal and committed marriages too?
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1616 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to
We are doomed as a society...
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
5950 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to
Exactly the type of mindless sheep who shouldn’t reproduce.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172339 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:24 pm to
would be nice if they had jason kelce give taylor the tush push.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50795 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:25 pm to
that's gonna be a tall kid
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148104 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:25 pm to
Not even a joke at this point. Just a factual statement
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7282 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:26 pm to
And there would be a bunch of retard kids running around named Travis, like I was reliving the 80s.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172080 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:26 pm to
Too bad it would have 12 fingers and toes from so many pfizer boosters
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56924 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:27 pm to
I can’t imagine the downstream trouble that would cause society. Every girl that likes Taylor swift is a consumerist tik tok brained Disney adult. Honestly most of them would need to go on ozempic to get pregnant in the first place
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15963 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

We are doomed as a society...



I used to think a statement like this was just hyperbole but nowadays I'm not so sure. We may well be
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15102 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families

And then the inevitable divorces as a bunch of delusional swifties follow Taylor through another breakup.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56924 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:29 pm to
Taylor swift is a trans so he can’t technically have kids but that never stopped Michelle Obama
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11342 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:31 pm to
A Swiftie single baby mama boom will be a disaster for the human race.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
11552 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:32 pm to
Travis would be the new Brayden of travel ball.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Exactly the type of mindless sheep who shouldn’t reproduce.


I disagree. We need more of that demographic reproducing, IMO.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10433 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:33 pm to
I will never understand the obsession with them individually and as a couple.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66724 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:35 pm to
Swiftie Board
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71623 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

25-35yo women follow suit


they already are.
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