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Today in History: November 8

0392
Theodosius of Rome passes legislation prohibiting all pagan worship in the empire.

1864
President Abraham Lincoln is re-elected in the first wartime election in the United States.

1887
Doc Holliday, who fought on the side of the Earp brothers during the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral 6 years earlier, dies of tuberculosis in Glenwood Springs, Colorado.

2000
Dispute begins over US presidential election between George W. Bush and Al Gore; Supreme Court ruling on Dec. 12 results in a 271-266 electoral victory for Bush.

2004
More than 10,000 US troops and a few Iraqi army units besiege an insurgent stronghold at Fallujah.

2013
Super Typhoon Haiyan, one of the strongest storms ever recorded, slams into the Philippines, with sustained winds of 195 mpg (315 kph) and gusts up to 235 mph (380 kph); over 5,000 are killed (date is Nov 7 in US).

2004
Mercury Nashville Records releases "Greatest Hits" album by Shania Twain (Billboard Album of the Year, 2005)

2016
Republican Donald Trump is elected 45th President of the United States of America, defeating Democrat Hillary Clinton, with an Electoral College victory of 304- 227; Clinton received just under 2.9 million more popular votes

2020
Global recorded cases of COVID-19 pass 50 million, with the known death toll at 1,245,240 (Johns Hopkins data)

2020
More than 50 people beheaded in latest attack by Islamist militants in Cabo Delgado province, northern Mozambique [1]

2021
US reopens its borders to vaccinated non US citizens after more than 18 months, lifting restrictions imposed because of COVID-19

Today in History: Born on November 8

1909
Katherine Hepburn, American actress who won four Oscars. Her movies included Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story and The African Queen.

1927
Patti Page, singer ("Tennessee Waltz," "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?").

1931
Morley Safer, journalist; 60 Minutes correspondent (1970– ).

1949
Bonnie Raitt, blues singer, songwriter, musician. Rolling Stone magazine included her on its lists of 100 Greatest Singers of All Time and 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time.

JOTD

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"

"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"

The kid ignores him.

"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"

The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."

"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."





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