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re: With the size of women in LA; how many OTers can actually pick up their wife?

Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:35 pm to
I laughed.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30847 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:39 pm to
My ex was tall and on the heavy side, 5'9" probably around 170. I carried her across the threshold.

My current wife of 31 years is a little thing, 5'3" about 120 now. No problem there but she would get aggravated with me if I did pick her up.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36524 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:46 pm to
I appreciate your honesty in an ocean of lies.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
UNO Fan
Member since Nov 2018
4254 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

My wife is 5’8 and 125. She needs to eat a sandwich


I don’t believe this
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

my husband can pick me up and carry me inside
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9747 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:03 pm to
No. My wife is 6'-3", 250, and runs a 4.5 forty, and drives a Mack truck.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42496 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

northshorebamaman
I weigh 150 - he can pick me up
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3173 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:21 pm to
Mine s 5’4” 120 lbs. we have been married 24 years, had 2 kids. She was 5’4” 115 lbs when we married. Me, well, I’ve put on about 30 lbs.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55141 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

I've got the strength of a retarded gorilla so yeah I can pick her up


Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10336 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:35 pm to
I was supposed to pick up my wife at the airport earlier but I forgot.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26066 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

weigh 150 - he can pick me up


Unless you’re 6 foot, you may want to hit the treadmill.
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
1243 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:37 pm to
Aaaaah….Louisiana women….at 20 they’ll break your heart. At 40 they’ll break your axle.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55141 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Unless you’re 6 foot, you may want to hit the treadmill.


Seriously? What if there are 36" DD's and a curvy butt and hips involved???? 150/6' is a bean pole.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42496 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Unless you’re 6 foot, you may want to hit the treadmill.
I already told y’all I’m a fatty
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42496 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

lsufan9193969700


oh, so this is my husband’s username!!!
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4687 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:49 pm to
My wife considers herself fat whenever the scale breaks triple digits. She generally hovers around 95-98 lbs, so yes, I can pick her up.
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9575 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:50 pm to
The average OT wife is 5’3 195.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1045 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:51 pm to
My ex was about 150 and 5’7” when we were together. She was about 170 last time I saw her & the extra weight looked good on her.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20289 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:54 pm to
Got my wife a Peloton for Christmas
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 2:55 pm
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
744 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:55 pm to
This thread is a bunch of dudes who need to hit the squat rack lying about their wife's weight.

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