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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll

Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17076 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:16 pm to
Not like the dead guy is gonna use the doll.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:19 pm to
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Looks like he would do it again.

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26998 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:21 pm to
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Wait...what was stolen? The doll's dignity?


He accessed the apartment under false pretenses and stole the doll, if I am reading it correctly. Apparently he fricked the doll in her bed first, just so she was comfortable.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
26062 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:26 pm to
Did the widowed Sex doll consent to this act?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11338 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:31 pm to
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"Near the body on the bed was a very real life size" sex doll

That must be one hot sex doll. She screws a guy to death one day. Then the next day, she has another guy committing felonies for a shot with her.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4010 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:31 pm to
Is there really a victim here?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33588 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Not like the dead guy is gonna use the doll.

I was outraged about the whole thing when I first read it, then I saw these 2 posts:
quote:

Is there really a victim here?

quote:

Not like the dead guy is gonna use the doll.

But now, after careful consideration,

This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Terminal Lance
Member since Oct 2023
97 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:37 pm to
Did the deceased’s family want to keep the doll or something?
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38854 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:37 pm to
Was that wrong?

Way she dressed totally asking for it
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 12:38 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:41 pm to
sloppy seconds
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2137 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:42 pm to
This freak clearly has impulse control issues and would be best removed from society. He planned the heist talk his way in then couldn't even wait to get it home. There may be no victim but the perv is a potential menace. Too bad this likely doesn't qualify him for a sex offender list.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38812 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:45 pm to
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Rock Creek Apartments in Omaha


This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89646 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:46 pm to
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pants in "disarray,"


Maybe not a band name, but "Pants in Disarray" could be a great album title.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36184 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:47 pm to
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A post-arrest examination revealed the sex doll to be "sticky" and it appeared that "something had rubbed her inner thighs," police noted.


In his defense, that's probably how he found it.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89646 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:48 pm to
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Is there really a victim here?



Yes. The estate and/or heirs of the deceased. Who knows? Maybe one of them wanted that sex doll. Or, maybe that sex doll has *ahem* "residual" value on the secondary market?
Posted by RGThorny
Member since Aug 2023
58 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:48 pm to
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the property manager called cops


Either wanted it for himself…

Or…

A jealous whale…
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99447 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:51 pm to
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Any good lawyer gets this thrown out. The guy moved some stuff around



As he already had both of his hands full, how else was he supposed to carry the doll your honor?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55008 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:52 pm to
That mugshot is just begging to be a "Dont care, had sex." meme.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27435 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 12:57 pm to
That dude has to be a Reddit mod
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15605 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 1:05 pm to
Doesn’t matter had sex?

Edit:damn it too slow
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 1:06 pm
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